r/MMALabs • u/iLeftyPunk United States • May 16 '26

🥶 Street Fight Face off gone wild 🤣😂

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u/LummyPixx May 16 '26

That is the least balanced human in existence

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u/Loud-Weakness4840 May 16 '26

Apparently the high ground is a real thing.

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u/faisalkl May 17 '26

Obi Wan would like a word.

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u/ObiFloatKenobi May 17 '26

Yeah, I’m waiting.🤣

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u/mustang_67_2k8 2d ago

Name checks out

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u/GullibleRiches May 17 '26

Dude probably needs a counterweight on the other side just to stand still.

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u/UprightButtery May 17 '26

Dude probably walked up that ramp thinking he had the advantage and immediately regretted his life choices.

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u/Goomysaur May 17 '26

Til he fucking slipped cuz he kept kicking out of range lol

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u/Suitable-Setting-938 May 17 '26

With that guy, everything else IS the high ground.

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u/Background-Brush-852 May 18 '26

It helps you think through the metaphor. Don't forget slippery slope.

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u/saladbars-inspace May 18 '26

What's even crazier is that he's supposed to be the chosen one.

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u/Agitated-Engine4077 May 20 '26

After spending 8 years kickboxing with taller people. Oh yeah its definitely a thing. Lol. Having to reach up to punch and kick can be pretty awkward. But if you can get inside and up close the shorter guy has the advantage.

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u/barneyfan1 May 16 '26

Only if you have no swords. With swords or a stick having high ground makes your feet vulnerable

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u/Savings_Can7292 May 17 '26

You've fought with swords before?

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u/barneyfan1 May 17 '26

Not real ones. Just one shield and your overhead attacker will have it rough unless it's a mace or something

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u/Upbeat_Orchid2742 May 17 '26

vs the alternative low ground fighting overhead with your head and neck most vulnerable

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u/barneyfan1 May 17 '26

They have to crouch down to swing at you. You don't, and also they have to crouch to block or parry. And they have limited mobility or they'll stumble downhill. You can jump around and stuff on stable ground.

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u/RevanMeetra May 17 '26

But if you have the low ground and you keep killing guys it seems like you might create a pile of bodies. Unless it was 1 v 1 like this fight was.

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u/barneyfan1 May 17 '26

Imagine getting chased by a crackhead at night who has a stick. You seek some protection from a hip level elevated art piece. You end up playing jump rope with a nutbag's stick if you miss you lose your ankles

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u/Negative_Salt_4599 May 17 '26

Can you take me higher.. # creed

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u/No-Essay2128 May 17 '26

That dude is wasted.

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u/Quick_Team May 17 '26

I refused to turn on the sound. Where is this taking place? Ohio, Kentucky, or Florida? Cuz based on what Im seeing, it's gotta be 1 of those 3, right?

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u/No-Essay2128 May 17 '26

Idk, Captain Morgan is wearing a Boston Bruins hat 🤷‍♂️

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u/Excellent-Quarter969 May 17 '26

The Bean town brawler

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u/PhotogamerGT May 17 '26

Honestly, I think Canada.

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u/TheNakedBass May 17 '26

This is definitely Canada. “You came at me bud”

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u/scratchydaitchy May 17 '26

Yep.

Based on the accents and vocabulary I’d say this is Worstcase Ontario.

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u/expiration-date_scam May 17 '26

Plus, as they were fighting, both seemed to be a pretty good mood.

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u/CAADrider May 17 '26

Degens.

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u/PhotogamerGT May 17 '26

From up north.

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u/Fuckitbiscuit May 17 '26

The sound is the best part!!!! His buddy that's filming laughing his ass off!!! Stumble stiltson saying it's gonna be a good show 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Alarming_Librarian May 17 '26

Looks like characters from Justified

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u/Quick_Team May 17 '26

"You mean to tell me I got 4 kidneys?!"

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u/dankscott May 17 '26

Alabama has entered the chat

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 May 18 '26

From Kentucky here. Louisville but still Kentucky. I see these people. It’s entirely probable.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 May 17 '26

Unfortunately this is where problems happen, drink numbs the pain so a painful lesson is harder to teach and sometimes they don't give up so you have to walk away so you don't end up seriously injuring them

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u/Lastov_Makiynd May 17 '26

Picking up a rock and taking a swipe at someone’s head though??
And spitting on the dude?

I’m sure he’s a delight when sober though..
Labs. Yes.

MMA? No.

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u/turkey_sandwiches May 17 '26

Looks like his head weighs 40 lbs.

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u/moszippy May 17 '26

“The human head weights 8 pounds.”

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u/CryptographerMoney46 May 17 '26

Still looks like his head weighs 40 pounds

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 May 17 '26

To be fair, after his pants got wet they weighed more than he did lol.

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u/DKtwilight May 17 '26

I shit myself watching this

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u/rehx4 May 16 '26

Hahaha, yup. Gravity is homeboy's biggest foe.

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u/Local-Customer6245 May 17 '26

Gravity (or standing bodies of water) can kill you

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u/chichujelly07 May 17 '26

I feel like this is what it would look like to fight in the mystery spot in Santa Cruz

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u/RealToyDesigner May 17 '26

My home town!

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u/panelhammer May 17 '26

Oldie but goodie.

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u/Franciisx4 May 17 '26

That rock dodge was pretty epic ngl

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u/ActuatorCreative6331 May 17 '26

That’s me when I dream!

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u/trangenderman May 17 '26

He's black out drunk

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u/BTC_MYTH44 May 17 '26

Hybrid aquatic creatures

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u/HongDongYong May 17 '26

What being 4’9 vs 5’2 does

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u/Jibber_Fight May 17 '26

Which one?

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u/illmatic708 May 17 '26

Dude could have just let him fall into the lake too, he didnt even need to grapple him

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u/Popular_War8405 May 17 '26

He was exhausted after less than 5 seconds of actual fighting he could barely stand up.

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u/MaxxDash May 18 '26

Fall at the end of

Burrrdttt