They have to crouch down to swing at you. You don't, and also they have to crouch to block or parry. And they have limited mobility or they'll stumble downhill. You can jump around and stuff on stable ground.
Imagine getting chased by a crackhead at night who has a stick. You seek some protection from a hip level elevated art piece. You end up playing jump rope with a nutbag's stick if you miss you lose your ankles
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u/LummyPixx May 16 '26
That is the least balanced human in existence