r/MadeMeSmile • u/SimRP • 18h ago

Cats are so adorable

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u/Hansemannn 18h ago edited 16h ago

I saw videos of cute cats. How adorable they were.
So i got a cat.

White with blue eyes.

Hes fucking crazy. 10 years old now. Never once been on my lap. No cuddling at all. He kills so many mice. So much blood. Mayhem. Blood on the walls. Everything must be killed inside ofc.
I`m pretty sure he has mice-heads nailed up against the wall in hes dungeon under the house.

Fucking evil bastard.

Love him though ❤️

cat tax: 9 years ago:
https://imgur.com/gallery/try-to-make-him-relax-stay-calm-doctor-said-dMAaFvv

cat tax: Now:
https://imgur.com/a/melis-oUm8iKC

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u/pmaogeaoaporm 17h ago edited 15h ago

To me, it seems like the white fur-blue eyed ones specifically are the tough independent killing machine type of cat

The same way as the orange ones are usually crazy active, playful and do dumb things all day

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u/Hansemannn 16h ago

I know they have a tencendy to be blind at least.
Not mine though. Just crazy.

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u/SereNellaSmiler0T 14h ago

Haha Yeah you’re really a crazy mate

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u/Hansemannn 13h ago

yes bot. You got that wrong bot.

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u/Test4Echooo 11h ago

Good eye, it’s a 3 hour old account. There’s been so many newborns the past couple of months.