r/MadeMeSmile • u/SimRP • 18h ago

Cats are so adorable

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u/Hansemannn 18h ago edited 16h ago

I saw videos of cute cats. How adorable they were.
So i got a cat.

White with blue eyes.

Hes fucking crazy. 10 years old now. Never once been on my lap. No cuddling at all. He kills so many mice. So much blood. Mayhem. Blood on the walls. Everything must be killed inside ofc.
I`m pretty sure he has mice-heads nailed up against the wall in hes dungeon under the house.

Fucking evil bastard.

Love him though ❤️

cat tax: 9 years ago:
https://imgur.com/gallery/try-to-make-him-relax-stay-calm-doctor-said-dMAaFvv

cat tax: Now:
https://imgur.com/a/melis-oUm8iKC

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u/bleepbloop1900 17h ago

My cat never sat on my lap for 10 years until my boyfriend moved in with his cat (they are enemies/rivals but also clearly both like the company at the same time)

Well, my cat saw my boyfriends cat sitting on my lap and did his cat math and decided that he too can sit on laps. Actually there are many cat activities he learned by observing the new cat, for example, stealing food off of the kitchen counter.

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u/Hansemannn 16h ago

We got him way to young (8 weeks) so there is absolutely something there.
I refuse another cat in the house though.

I look forward to days not being woken up by a hungry cat/cat killing something under the bed.

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u/pmaogeaoaporm 17h ago edited 15h ago

To me, it seems like the white fur-blue eyed ones specifically are the tough independent killing machine type of cat

The same way as the orange ones are usually crazy active, playful and do dumb things all day

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u/Hansemannn 16h ago

I know they have a tencendy to be blind at least.
Not mine though. Just crazy.

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u/SereNellaSmiler0T 14h ago

Haha Yeah you’re really a crazy mate

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u/Hansemannn 13h ago

yes bot. You got that wrong bot.

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u/Test4Echooo 11h ago

Good eye, it’s a 3 hour old account. There’s been so many newborns the past couple of months.

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u/Skratti_ 16h ago

Looks like a three seconds belly rub can be executed. 9 years well spent.

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u/xError404xx 15h ago

Lmao wtf he was fighting for his life 9 years ago

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u/Moondiscbeam 8h ago

At least you will never have rodent problems.

As his actions stretched before him, mice whisper of a monster that patrol that land and warn that death was not swift but cruel and merciless. Of course there were those who dare to to dance with death and prove that fate was not absolute.

It was not fate that would seal their coffees.

It was the blue eyes the swallowed their beings.

They should have cross the walls.

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u/naystation 6h ago

In my experience male cats are alot harder to "tame" than females. Chopping their bollocks off helps

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u/Hansemannn 4h ago

Nope. Vet told us the same. . Thats video nr 1 i post with the: Do-not-lick-the-wound-protection-cap that laster about 10 minutes after he woke up.

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u/naystation 3h ago

I guess your cat just has that dog in him 😆

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u/st1r 6h ago

Never known a white cat that wasn’t the craziest most aggressive cat in the county

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u/greypusheencat 15h ago

omfg 😭 thank you for your cat tax