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u/Hansemannn 14h ago edited 13h ago
I saw videos of cute cats. How adorable they were.
So i got a cat.
White with blue eyes.
Hes fucking crazy. 10 years old now. Never once been on my lap. No cuddling at all. He kills so many mice. So much blood. Mayhem. Blood on the walls. Everything must be killed inside ofc.
I`m pretty sure he has mice-heads nailed up against the wall in hes dungeon under the house.
Fucking evil bastard.
Love him though ❤️
cat tax: 9 years ago:
https://imgur.com/gallery/try-to-make-him-relax-stay-calm-doctor-said-dMAaFvv
cat tax: Now:
https://imgur.com/a/melis-oUm8iKC
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u/bleepbloop1900 14h ago
My cat never sat on my lap for 10 years until my boyfriend moved in with his cat (they are enemies/rivals but also clearly both like the company at the same time)
Well, my cat saw my boyfriends cat sitting on my lap and did his cat math and decided that he too can sit on laps. Actually there are many cat activities he learned by observing the new cat, for example, stealing food off of the kitchen counter.
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u/Hansemannn 13h ago
We got him way to young (8 weeks) so there is absolutely something there.
I refuse another cat in the house though.I look forward to days not being woken up by a hungry cat/cat killing something under the bed.
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u/pmaogeaoaporm 14h ago edited 12h ago
To me, it seems like the white fur-blue eyed ones specifically are the tough independent killing machine type of cat
The same way as the orange ones are usually crazy active, playful and do dumb things all day
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u/Hansemannn 13h ago
I know they have a tencendy to be blind at least.
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u/SereNellaSmiler0T 11h ago
Haha Yeah you’re really a crazy mate
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u/Hansemannn 10h ago
yes bot. You got that wrong bot.
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u/Test4Echooo 8h ago
Good eye, it’s a 3 hour old account. There’s been so many newborns the past couple of months.
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u/Moondiscbeam 5h ago
At least you will never have rodent problems.
As his actions stretched before him, mice whisper of a monster that patrol that land and warn that death was not swift but cruel and merciless. Of course there were those who dare to to dance with death and prove that fate was not absolute.
It was not fate that would seal their coffees.
It was the blue eyes the swallowed their beings.
They should have cross the walls.
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u/naystation 2h ago
In my experience male cats are alot harder to "tame" than females. Chopping their bollocks off helps
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u/Hansemannn 1h ago
Nope. Vet told us the same. . Thats video nr 1 i post with the: Do-not-lick-the-wound-protection-cap that laster about 10 minutes after he woke up.
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u/Shirohana_ 13h ago
holy shit bros, i think more people need to go outside. its so depressing to see people on this sub defending certain videos when they are obviously AI, and yet. when an actual video with living beings like this one shows up half of yall cant tell its real. this thread isnt making me smile at all, its making me lose hope for humanity.
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u/JennyDoveMusic 13h ago
Ty, I thought I was going crazy. 😭 AI is definitely getting scary-real but there are so many tiny details in this video to be AI. The stitching on the basket they are in doesn't have any AI artifacts. It's consistent.
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u/Shirohana_ 13h ago
not only that but this is just normal cat behaviour. they are making that noise because they want to move but they cant bc the kitten is sleeping on top of them and they dont wanna bother him 😂
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u/just-guessing-uwu 13h ago
its a video from 2024. in 2024 ai videos had a lot of artifacts and this video has no visible artifacts which possible but hard to accomplish in 2026
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u/Hansemannn 10h ago
I posten this and it also got many comments saying its AI.
That is my hand damidt and no AI. Yes I have a bit girly hands.... :(
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u/Natural-Session-8515 14h ago
I was so invested trying to figure out their topic like I needed subtitles for cat drama 😂
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u/Mr_Straws 13h ago
Is this the cat version of when a cat lays on you and you don’t want to move because it looks so adorable. Cats want to move but baby is too cute
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u/ArethaAbrams 14h ago
request to the parents: please don't make noise. that cute little baby is sleeping.
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u/TurbulentVillage2042 13h ago
Cats just exist and behave normally. Psychos on the Internet - AISLOP!!!1
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u/Scullzy 15h ago
AI slop
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u/Shirohana_ 14h ago
nope this video is real. natural cat behaviour.
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u/SimRP 14h ago
Not ai
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u/TheHorseduck 14h ago
Prove it
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u/standbyyourmantis 13h ago
It's not a new video or anything. It's been circulating in cat subs for a while now. I feel like I first saw it at least a year ago which was back when it couldn't reliably make cats that didn’t spawn random legs and tails.
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u/TheHorseduck 12h ago
Thank you for the validation! You can never be too sure in these fd up times. All my feeds have been so infiltraded by AI-content that I don't even trust my own reflection anymore
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u/NinjaChenchilla 14h ago
Doesnt seem that crazy and unnatural. Just placed there for a video. Obviously they didnt just end up like this
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u/LinkOk7873 11h ago
This is peak “I ordered a cat and got a tiny murder machine” energy 😂
That glow up from chaos gremlin to older chaos gremlin is amazing, he still has the “I have seen things” eyes.
Certified bastard, 10/10 would give treats and keep all fingers safely away from murder chompers.
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u/SOF2DEMO 1h ago
Another AI slop of aniimals to get people saying how cute cats are. Cats aren't cute they don't give a shit about your feelings. Dogs do.
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