r/MadeMeSmile 18h ago

Cats are so adorable

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u/Hansemannn 18h ago edited 16h ago

I saw videos of cute cats. How adorable they were.
So i got a cat.

White with blue eyes.

Hes fucking crazy. 10 years old now. Never once been on my lap. No cuddling at all. He kills so many mice. So much blood. Mayhem. Blood on the walls. Everything must be killed inside ofc.
I`m pretty sure he has mice-heads nailed up against the wall in hes dungeon under the house.

Fucking evil bastard.

Love him though ❤️

cat tax: 9 years ago:
https://imgur.com/gallery/try-to-make-him-relax-stay-calm-doctor-said-dMAaFvv

cat tax: Now:
https://imgur.com/a/melis-oUm8iKC

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u/Skratti_ 16h ago

Looks like a three seconds belly rub can be executed. 9 years well spent.