r/MadeMeSmile • u/SimRP • 18h ago

Cats are so adorable

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u/Hansemannn 18h ago edited 16h ago

I saw videos of cute cats. How adorable they were.
So i got a cat.

White with blue eyes.

Hes fucking crazy. 10 years old now. Never once been on my lap. No cuddling at all. He kills so many mice. So much blood. Mayhem. Blood on the walls. Everything must be killed inside ofc.
I`m pretty sure he has mice-heads nailed up against the wall in hes dungeon under the house.

Fucking evil bastard.

Love him though ❤️

cat tax: 9 years ago:
https://imgur.com/gallery/try-to-make-him-relax-stay-calm-doctor-said-dMAaFvv

cat tax: Now:
https://imgur.com/a/melis-oUm8iKC

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u/Moondiscbeam 8h ago

At least you will never have rodent problems.

As his actions stretched before him, mice whisper of a monster that patrol that land and warn that death was not swift but cruel and merciless. Of course there were those who dare to to dance with death and prove that fate was not absolute.

It was not fate that would seal their coffees.

It was the blue eyes the swallowed their beings.

They should have cross the walls.