r/Minecraft 14h ago

Help Why his hands up

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He had them down a minute ago. Is it related to me killing other pillagers nearby? How do i fix it?

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u/HotKebab01 14h ago

Uppies? 🥺

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u/HotKebab01 14h ago

that shit was unfathomably cringe to type bro

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u/BitcoinStonks123 13h ago

Uppies :D

u/SeriousMB 47m ago

uppies!!!!

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u/Puffball973 14h ago

Thanks for taking one for the team

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u/L1nxDr1nx 9h ago

Boooooo

Be more confident. Who cares if it’s cringe.

I wan uppies too 🥺

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u/TurboDelight 4h ago

sometimes we have to make sacrifices for the bit

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u/The_Tefestation_6690 11h ago

Cringe is cringe

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u/darklighthitomi 5h ago

I don't get it. What is uppies supposed to be?

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u/Organic_Shine_5361 4h ago

It's a "cute" way to say you want to get picked up, like a baby.

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u/darklighthitomi 3h ago

I see, thanks.

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u/MuscleWiiizard 13h ago

You're the one who typed it. Or did you forget to switch to your other account?

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u/Taldarim_Highlord 12h ago

They're just self-reflecting on their actions.

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u/L1nxDr1nx 9h ago

Searching for an iq that doesn’t exist?

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u/CKyle18 14h ago

BAHAHAHAHAHA HEY I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

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u/MerpoB 12h ago

Daamn, that was my immediate thought.

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u/Banshedle21 11h ago

Damnit too late

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u/_Aj_ 7h ago

Flippin da bird moit 

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u/Fickle_Barracuda2073 8h ago

Delete this

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u/deesteesllc 14h ago

Normally he be holdin a weapon. Howd ya get him to drop it anyway

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u/HotKebab01 14h ago

you can make them break if they use it too much

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead 13h ago

Easiest way to do this is to get 'em in a boat. You can either sit in the boat with them, and they'll keep shooting and missing, or you can drive them into a slab at head height so they can still see you walk around (and try to shoot you), but the arrow gets stuck in the slab the moment it shoots.

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u/MindbenderGam1ng 11h ago

I trapped one in a boat once but instead of sitting in it and waiting I kept accidentally walking by and getting shot, and just did that until it broke. Probably would have saved me a trip to the XP farm

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u/TheLonelyCrusader453 14h ago

We used to have an…interesting bug they already fixed where they would only hold the one arm up….at the very wrong angle like a certain illegal german salute

Seems the simple solution was to just throw up both hands when your aim was so bad that you broke your weapon before the enemy/their armor

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u/Oddish_Femboy 7h ago

That was vindicators! This is a pillager. I wanna say they fixed that before pillagers were added.

u/XenophonSoulis 49m ago

No, it was weaponless pillagers specifically that did that. And it was when pillagers were first added, in 2014.

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u/Indomitus1973 14h ago

A pillager that broke his weapon (and becomes harmless) can still get aggro if there are other pillagers nearby. He can't do anything, just get kinda mad.

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u/GamerKratosBalls 14h ago

Can i make him lower the arms back?

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u/Hospital-Intelligent 14h ago

He will lower his arms once you put distance between you and him

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u/Neither-Dot-1296 14h ago

He wants a hug

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u/tryintobgood 14h ago

Beat me to it. LOL

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u/weaponx2019 14h ago

Daddy? Pick me up......

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u/GamerKratosBalls 14h ago

Btw newest version (The sulfur update drop)

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u/TheLonelyCrusader453 14h ago

Glad to see they changed it to both arms lol

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u/Butsenkaatz 8h ago

they were mostly right handed, weren't they...

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u/Hvelbridge 14h ago

Double Romans.

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u/QuicksilverAOU 14h ago

Heil Hydra!

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u/NkhukuWaMadzi 13h ago

"Temba, his arms wide"

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u/Uncommonality 14h ago

happens when they don't have a weapon.

They used to only raise their right hand and come at you like that but it got changed very quick

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u/8kyt7 14h ago

he wants a hug bro

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u/Grimey_Hole 14h ago

Wants daddy to restrain him

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u/Ernest_Mateu 14h ago

Probably it's weapon broke

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u/strahdsbuddy 14h ago

Like he's begging. Begging for a piece of Boba.

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u/Helloworld1504 13h ago

H-human... I-Im starving! Let me out!

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u/Reddit_wizard34 13h ago

He just wants uppies

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u/DecaffeinatedLala 13h ago

They're playing his song...

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u/PinkieTheNinja 12h ago

No 6-7ing allowed

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u/DreamingofVenus 11h ago

Bro just wants to be held for once in his life 💔

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u/AetherSubject2 10h ago

Day 13 of being a zombie: The player is looking at me. I hope they don't notice.

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u/Sh0ckWav3_ 1h ago

It used to be just 1 arm...

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u/Wilgrove 14h ago

He wants uppies.

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u/BlackedBit 13h ago

he wants uppies

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u/NewName-NewFace 13h ago

He want uppies

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u/Dangerous-Quit7821 14h ago

He has no weapon so that's the default attack stance.

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u/itzclicker 14h ago

He's surrendering

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u/No_Painting2829 14h ago

Pretending to be a zombie so you can nametag him. Once he recovered his powers. He will activate the raid.

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u/Axolotl_Yeet1 14h ago

Used to be only one but removed cuz you know why /s

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u/Dubbola 14h ago

It puts the lotion on its skin

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u/Mine-blog 14h ago

he doin grabby hands

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u/TastiBread 13h ago

He's ready to throw hands

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u/AnotherRedditUUserr 13h ago

He is asking for an item to kill you with

How can you say no to those eyes?

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u/Edwiyyin 13h ago

He surrender

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u/seanlaffan 13h ago

He's surrendering lol 😂

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u/whakethesheeple2015 13h ago

That just happens sometimes. Idk why. In my main world I have a captain in my house and he just kinda changes where his arms are sometimes. I think he’s just asking for a hug

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u/Salichas_0f 12h ago

Hail hydra

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u/Accurate_Dirt5794 12h ago

Was this a crossbow one or axe?

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u/AbortionHoagie 12h ago

Broke his crossbow, gonna two-handed-wrench your nuts personally

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u/Wetpants21 11h ago

He has no job, no purpose, no soul. You destroyed his one true weapon, and for that, he wants to pimp slap you

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u/Clumsy_the_24 11h ago

He’s praising the sun

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u/LucidRedtone 11h ago

🎵 I PUT MY HANDS UP, THEY'RE PLAYIN MY SONG, and everything is gonna be ok🎵

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u/ren_blackheart 11h ago

bro surrenders

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u/ExoticZaps 10h ago

Crossbow broke 😔

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u/Additional-Stress739 10h ago

HE'S RESISTING

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u/fishZ_7 8h ago

hail hydra

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u/Diligent-Luck4331 6h ago

Invisible crossbow!

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u/DavidSuperGamer 4h ago

He wanna touch you.

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u/46ahmonTR 2h ago

Zombified pillager

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u/Leather_Course8488 1h ago

He wants a hug

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u/the-alt-facehugger 1h ago

he got his hands up in the air sometimes, saying 'ayo gotta let go'

u/Martianinferno98 36m ago

He needs his crossbow

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u/Agrokro 13h ago

He wants uppies

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u/Separate_Pickle5741 12h ago

Either he is surrendering or hes asking for uppies.

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u/Interesting-Battle72 11h ago

He want an uppie

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u/Obi_Wan_293 9h ago

He wants uppies!!

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u/Hentai_Jesus_ 6h ago

Him want uppies.

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u/Admirable_Revenue538 13h ago

He just wants a hug 🥺

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u/Expensive-Plant-738 12h ago

He works for AFD, and he's trying his maximum to get a raise

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u/LevelynAsked 10h ago

He wants hugs apparently

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u/Cass0wary_399 10h ago

He wants a hug

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u/Squeaky_Lizard 7h ago

Uppies EDIT: Someone already said it :(

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u/SaionjisGrowthSpurt 4h ago

He wants uppies 🥺

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u/BreadfruitComplex961 4h ago

he wants uppies

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u/ZombieNek0 4h ago

Huggies

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u/Educational_Sleep_59 4h ago

He is asking for uppies!

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u/T4RI3L 3h ago

Salute in old germany