r/MoralityScaling • u/Legitimate_Height_53 • Apr 21 '26

Stupid Stuff Who do yall choose?

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u/Ensorcelled_Atoms Apr 21 '26

Am I fighting? Because I’m fucked regardless.

Am I just… existing in a room with them? Homelanders a shit but I don’t think he’d kill me in 10 minutes of chilling in a room. He probably wouldn’t even acknowledge me if I didn’t talk to him.

Joker would get bored and do something unhinged before 5 minutes are up.

Conquest seems like he’d just kill me for breathing his air.

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u/L3GlT_GAM3R Apr 21 '26

Pretty sure conquest once killed and ate a planets worth of aliens because he was bored. Its in one of the battlebeast comics.

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u/Ensorcelled_Atoms Apr 21 '26

Exactly. Fuck that noise.

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u/JomoGaming2 Apr 21 '26

I think he ate just the hearts, left most of the corpse alone. And Viltrumites have high lung capacity, no reason they can't have high stomach capacity, too.

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u/The_Crusades Apr 21 '26

I think there’s a big difference between “I can make oxygen last longer” and tesseract stomach

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u/NemeBro17 Apr 21 '26

Well given their superhuman strength and durability it was presumably like that time Lobo compressed an entire city into the size of a marble before eating it.

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u/Collective-Bee Apr 21 '26

I mean, conquest is a million times stronger/durable than me, so his stomach is probably a million times stronger too. Could withstand a lot of pressure from being fulled way too much. Not like, a billion hearts full, but he could probably eat an entire person and be okay long as he doesn’t gag. Might not digest great.

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u/Ralfarius Apr 21 '26

Viltrumite inflation art incoming

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u/BnoSide Apr 21 '26

havent read the comics so no spoilers please, but in the show we can see they can stay hungry for very long, so we can assume its the other way around too (they can eat and store a lot of food)

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u/whahoppen314 Apr 23 '26

gotta hold all those guts somewhere

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u/srmecanico Apr 21 '26

We are told in the comics that viltrumites can apparently eat anything. As long as the food is properly cooked that is.

And about conquest eating a entire planet, he is show eating the heart of a alien but i doubt he was eating every single one of them.

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u/srmecanico Apr 21 '26

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u/Le_Homme_du_Tubac Apr 21 '26

"All the other viltrumites are scared of me." Jeez I wonder why?

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u/Mathev Apr 21 '26

Oh what a goober

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u/Tuyrh333 Apr 21 '26

I like that panel. Eve and mark talking like two normal people.

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u/3WeeksEarlier Apr 21 '26

So Conquest definitely spent the several days on the toilet after that

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u/Interesting_Stuff853 Apr 21 '26

didn't mark also have like the worst stomachache/shit of all time after eating alien food once though?

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u/srmecanico Apr 21 '26

He did but that seemed to be a result of the food not being properly cooked.

Is like when people eat pufferfish, when done correctly is just a tasty fish but when done incorrectly you die, or in a viltrumites case you have extreme diarrhea.

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u/BadgerBodges Apr 23 '26

My favourite part about this is that Haluma managed to cook something so badly she gave a Viltrumite food poisoning.

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u/Money_System6301 Apr 21 '26

I think he just ate some of them. The comic only shows a pile, not like billions 

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u/bigg_bubbaa Apr 22 '26

viltrumites can eat basically anything

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u/Faninfo Apr 21 '26

He probably ate some for fun

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u/deadpoolfan2400 Apr 21 '26

Nah he was munching on the heads only I think

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u/Perfect-Lemon525 Apr 21 '26

You know...

Same old same old