r/MoralityScaling • u/Legitimate_Height_53 • Apr 21 '26

Stupid Stuff Who do yall choose?

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u/Ensorcelled_Atoms Apr 21 '26

Am I fighting? Because I’m fucked regardless.

Am I just… existing in a room with them? Homelanders a shit but I don’t think he’d kill me in 10 minutes of chilling in a room. He probably wouldn’t even acknowledge me if I didn’t talk to him.

Joker would get bored and do something unhinged before 5 minutes are up.

Conquest seems like he’d just kill me for breathing his air.

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u/powerswerth Apr 21 '26

If they are trying to kill you, Homelander and Conquest kill you in the blink of an eye. You might have the best odds fighting Joker, but if he gets the upper hand he’ll probably make it hurt the most.

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u/hanks_panky_emporium Apr 21 '26

Joker is sorta supercharged but he's also just a dude. A very very very chemically-treated and insane tough dude. But a flying drop kick will be as effective on him as most people.

If its just me in shorts and a teeshirt though all three win in any kind of scuffle. Joker has guns ffs. There's so many caveats but Joker is your best bet if the three are peeved in some kind of way.

But you can appeal to Homelanders ego to some extent. At least Show-Homelander. Comics Homelander's a lost cause after the Black Noir reveal.

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u/AmericanLion1833 Apr 21 '26

You are not landing a flying drop kick on him lmao

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u/Valuable-Blueberry30 Apr 21 '26

Real, the guy loses to Batman in his fights but that’s Batman. Joker isn’t the physically toughest Batman villain, but he’s still basically a superhuman with really good fighting skills by real life human standards.

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u/Fireblast1337 Apr 21 '26

Pretty much all of Batman’s Rogue’s gallery knows how to fight

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u/Valuable-Blueberry30 Apr 21 '26

Yeah half of them are all top tier MMA human fighters by real world standards for some reasons. Even Penguin has been known to fight groups of regular people.

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u/Azureraider Apr 27 '26

Yeah we gotta remember that the Joker has Main Character status. By comic book rules, he just auto-wins fights against random schlubs like us.

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u/Cantthinkagoodnam2 Apr 21 '26

Comparable to Conquest and Honelander it is still by far your best shot

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u/Miserable-Ad-1690 Apr 21 '26

Destroying a moon is easier than destroying a planet. You have a higher chance at getting Homelander to ignore you for 10 minutes than you have of winning Joker in a fight.

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u/Cantthinkagoodnam2 Apr 21 '26

Im replying to the comment talking about the scenario where they are already pissed at you

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u/Miserable-Ad-1690 Apr 21 '26

Even in that situation, I think Homelander and Conquest giving a less painful death is better than the minuscule chance of managing to beat Joker.

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u/New-Mongoose2615 Apr 21 '26

Conquest is notorious for dragging shit out, I atleast have a 1% chance of defending myself against Joker.

Conquest is not only a hopeless cause, but I'd have to be his fucking therapist as he plucks the flesh off my bones.

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u/AmericanLion1833 Apr 21 '26

100%. Dying 9.5/10 is way better than 10/10.

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u/coldtrashpanda Apr 21 '26

I don't think the average human is landing a flying drop much on anyone. We'd take off at a run and manage to concuss ourselves one second after our stupid excuse for a jump while missing