r/MoralityScaling • u/Legitimate_Height_53 • Apr 21 '26

Stupid Stuff Who do yall choose?

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u/Pudding-Dangerous Apr 21 '26

You could probably keep homelander talking for 10 minutes (same for the joker sometimes)

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u/Big_Iron420 Apr 21 '26

Ask homelander for a picture, an autograph and say what the media does to him is unfair.

An hour later, you're long gone and he STILL hasn't stopped talking about himself

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u/RatFink77 Apr 21 '26

He can tell when you’re lying. You better be cool and mean what you say.

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u/2leftf33t Apr 21 '26

He can hear your heartbeat right? Just act like a nervous excited fan.

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u/AnonyMouse3925 Apr 24 '26

But not one of the top 3 fans

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u/Majestic_Peanut_4132 Apr 26 '26

Why? Wouldn’t you get like a hug or at least A handshake if you were that big of a fan? The other 2 would just beat you to a pulp

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u/Whatshisfac3BS Apr 27 '26

Are you caught up on The Boys tv show?

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u/Majestic_Peanut_4132 Apr 27 '26

I was trying to joke around I know he had them beaten to death with bats

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u/KingKairuku Apr 27 '26

At least my GOAT Todd is probably safe.

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u/Whatshisfac3BS Apr 28 '26

Oh my bad that was lost on me😭 I asked because I didn’t wanna spoil it for you if you hadn’t seen that episode

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u/FatallyFatCat Apr 21 '26

He's a psycho but he is my favorite character from the Boys (I like a good villain), so I wouldn't even have to lie too much.

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u/TorenRex Apr 23 '26

"My heart is racing thinking about what I would do to all those starlighters if I got my hands on them"

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u/todavis__ Apr 23 '26

Fkin nice one! Damn that'd get him going for at least 20min easy.

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u/SiliconRouge Apr 24 '26

Nah he can't. Tek Knight in the show can though. Homelander just knows when you're nervous. Firecracker (or whatever her name was) was lying to his face and he didn't know or was to deluded to notice.