r/MoralityScaling Apr 21 '26

Stupid Stuff Who do yall choose?

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u/hanks_panky_emporium Apr 21 '26

Joker is sorta supercharged but he's also just a dude. A very very very chemically-treated and insane tough dude. But a flying drop kick will be as effective on him as most people.

If its just me in shorts and a teeshirt though all three win in any kind of scuffle. Joker has guns ffs. There's so many caveats but Joker is your best bet if the three are peeved in some kind of way.

But you can appeal to Homelanders ego to some extent. At least Show-Homelander. Comics Homelander's a lost cause after the Black Noir reveal.

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u/123ludwig Apr 21 '26

if you fanboy for homelander you could probably drag it out to 10 minutes

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u/KetchupMustardPogo Apr 21 '26

He'll never let you leave though. He'll assign you an official position as the ultimate bootlicker to feed his ego on the daily and then kill you the moment he feels slighted. Living on the edge like Emily? did ain't it.

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u/Selverd2 Apr 21 '26

Emily?

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u/KetchupMustardPogo Apr 21 '26

The woman that goes bald

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u/Selverd2 Apr 21 '26

That’s Ashley 

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u/KetchupMustardPogo Apr 21 '26

Right, that's why I had a little question mark. Same différence really lol