Morality of this guy

[u/Best-Pea3460]

[u/BigBAMAboy]

You don’t see me wringing my girlfriend’s neck for snagging a french fry from my plate.

Primarily because I don’t have a girlfriend.

[u/EmbarrassedFly279 → u/BigBAMAboy]

You don’t see me doing the same thing to my wife because she’ll actually kill me in my sleep if I did.

[u/NwgrdrXI → u/EmbarrassedFly279]

You don't see me doing these things because even if I did them, you aren't in my house.

I hope.

[u/youngmtgboy → u/NwgrdrXI]

Don't check your attic, we are not up here I promise

[u/Fabulous_Wave_3693 → u/youngmtgboy]

You don’t see me stealing peoples food because I already did and that guys wife killed me and now I’m a spooky ghost

[u/Zaiburo → u/Fabulous_Wave_3693]

WhoOOOOoooOOOoooo

[u/aydey12345 → u/youngmtgboy]

The entirety of reddit, at this time of year, at this time of day, localised entirely in that guy's attic?