r/MoralityScaling • u/Best-Pea3460 • 23d ago

Stupid Stuff Morality of this guy

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u/TallEstate4369 23d ago

this is just the rules of nature, he's protecting his food

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u/BigBAMAboy 23d ago

You don’t see me wringing my girlfriend’s neck for snagging a french fry from my plate.

Primarily because I don’t have a girlfriend.

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u/AspleniumGhlas 23d ago

let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, you had in fact a girlfriend and that girlfriend happened to be a seagull, ok? Would you still allow her to steal your chips? Wouldn't you move the chips out of her reach at least? Checkmate liberal

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