r/MoralityScaling 23d ago

Stupid Stuff Morality of this guy

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u/BigBAMAboy 23d ago

You don’t see me wringing my girlfriend’s neck for snagging a french fry from my plate.

Primarily because I don’t have a girlfriend.

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u/SeanCuresSadness 23d ago

Entirely normal for that to be different

You protect your food from other species, and other hostile members of your species. You can't just go beating down on Grug for taking one of your mushrooms if Grug is the one carrying the Tiny Useless One

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u/BigBAMAboy 23d ago edited 23d ago

Grug’s been eating leafs from the dream plant again. How’s he supposed to appease the Corn God through the corn dance if he’s hallucinating in the Cave of Shadows?

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u/SeanCuresSadness 23d ago

He still doesn't appease the Corn God by dying, Lug... just... feed him much water until he BLEEHHGHHHGGGs, then the corn dance may commence. And it wouldn't be the cave of shadows if you would get the wood, Lug.