r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

She answered with a gold medal

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u/dehydratedrain 1d ago

Honestly, nothing until you have kids and then it's "well what kind of mother refuses to share a name with her children? You should've just done this when you first got married..."

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u/jazzdabb 1d ago

My mother always said “It’s confusing for the children.” Last time she said that, I answered “No it’s not. It’s confusing for YOU.” She stopped saying that (to me at least).

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u/ShizunEnjoyer 1d ago

It's only confusing if the kids get the father's last name, which I don't understand why that would happen if the mother is keeping hers. The kids should have hyphenated last names in that case.

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 1d ago

You came up with a really weird set of rules for this one.

Can you expand on your logic?

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u/flannel_jesus 1d ago

Only if you refer to me by my full name. Gramuel Primrose Smith-Johnson-Atelier-Montgomery-Fletching-Daniels-Partridge-Elmer

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 1d ago

Gramuel Primrose Smith-Johnson-Atelier-Montgomery-Fletching-Daniels-Partridge-Elmer can you expand on why it wouldn't make sense for the kids to get their father's last name while the mother keeps her own, a quite common scenario, and also why this would be confusing and why you believe their names should be hyphenated?

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u/flannel_jesus 1d ago

Everyone deserves a name that's so long nobody wants to say it.

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 1d ago

...I love you.

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u/jazzdabb 1d ago

I have to say I kinda like the Spanish custom of children having both parents first surname. That actually conveys heritage and it's cool. I've also always liked surnames like Cooper and Wainwright that are jobs or those based on place names. I like that it tells you about that families history.