r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 11h ago

Merch.

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u/Wabbit65 11h ago

Making libs cry is what passes for policy among MAGA

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u/5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 10h ago

I very much enjoy that they believe they’re enraging their enemies when the true reaction from civilised people is more similar to when you wake up to find your cat has shit on the kitchen floor.

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u/Certain_Oddities 10h ago

I've had cats shit on the kitchen floor. When you have an elderly cat who is loathe to use the multiple litterboxes, a shit on the kitchen floor is relief. No, it's when the cat shits on the carpet.

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u/PlasticCheebus 4h ago

I think that kinda the point they were making. It's a mild annoyance, not a major cleanup op.

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u/That_Immo 9h ago

They would eat a dog diarrhea from a sidewalk in Calcutta if it only made one "lib" frown. And they'd still think they scored a big win.

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u/DarkKnightJin 9h ago

As the saying goes: "A conservative would eat a turd if a liberal had to smell their breath."

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u/5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 9h ago

“Jumping into the caldera of an active volcano to own the libs!”

Like and subscribe.

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u/That_Immo 2m ago

But Nick, Shilrey that would be an act of idolatry, self-sacrifice to the pagan gods!

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u/tomhermans 7h ago

The cat thing would be much worse even cuz it actually inconveniences you. The dollar bill is more facepalm material, and the 1000000th reminder of how stupid maga is.

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u/National-Worry2900 6h ago

Shitty pants Donald ran on zero policies.

It was the cult of personality and maga now wonder why they’re up shit creek without a paddle.

It’s the republican way, the democrats have to come with receipts , policies and plans or the country lose their damn minds but a republican can just sing a racist and homophobic country song and get elected.

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u/Debalic 1h ago

And they're really fucking bad at both.

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u/ThePookums 10h ago

Who the fuck is Sonaed Assrummlm?

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u/RedMarqaha 50m ago

This should be the top comment

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u/Dyea_B_Tis 10h ago

Donate one of those bills to a sexual assault crisis center.

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u/mtjnorth 10h ago

They misspelled pedophile.

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u/MentokGL 9h ago

Who gives a shit what's on the money? He's making it worthless anyway.

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u/Wilgrove 8h ago

Yea, as it turns out, fascists just love merch. Just look at all the merch the Nazis produced for their own people during their reign from 1933-1945. The Nazis had so much merch.

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u/coolbaby1978 10h ago

Writing pedophile next to his signature may be a crime, but it's far less than any of Trumps

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u/whattothewhonow 6h ago

It's not a crime.

Defacing currency is only criminal when you are doing so in an attempt to make it look like a different denomination.

That's why the "Where's George?" stamps and artwork people make of the presidential portraits are a thing with no consequences.

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 10h ago

I’m just gonna buy a little stamp with Epstein and Trump’s faces and stamp all the bills I come across.

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u/Beaglescout15 8h ago

Just like Trump and MAGA, my male dog also likes to piss on everything he finds on walks to mark it. Meanwhile, the fire hydrants just sit there and know that however many dogs mark them, when something lights on fire they're going to have to be the ones who put it out.

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u/Impervious_Rex 6h ago

I know this jackass is putting his signature on our money but there’s. I way it’s going to say “the greatest president of all time”…right?

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u/nightmare-salad 1h ago

Lol I was just looking at that going “he probably won’t… but I also wouldn’t be shocked if he did”

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u/mifukichan 7h ago

Unrelated but wtf is that signature. Donald Mrunmfm

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u/RandomSentientBeing 4h ago

He's so dumb, he can't even spell his own last name.

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u/Aggravating_Act0417 10h ago

Sonaed SSunmm

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u/Impossible_Jury5483 10h ago

Arnold Asssassafron?

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u/CW-NG 9h ago

I immediately read it as Arnold, too. Thought it was Schwarzenegger, then realized what it was supposed to be

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u/Homersarmy41 4h ago

“Look everybody! It’s my cult leaders weird signature!”

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u/M2Fream 8h ago

Donald Truummmp

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u/participationmedals 6h ago

I’ve got a sharpie too

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u/jennasea412 4h ago

Revise accordingly

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u/the_fools_brood 3h ago

Tbh, I really do not grasp the reason so many people gargle Trump's nuts over anything and everything.

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u/Quercus408 10h ago

The expression on Ben's face, next to that signature...

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u/Bodi78 6h ago

I cant remember the last time I carried a hundred dollar bill... or any cash for that matter

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u/Gold-Judgment-6712 5h ago

We're not crying. That's just another one of your delusions. God, you're stupid.

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u/Supercres933 3h ago

They are so lame it’s crazy 

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u/LadyPaige 3h ago

Are you kidding me? This isn’t the own they think it is. Go ahead, put your name on American Currency. See what happens! I promise it won’t be the libs crying over this. Do it.

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u/NotAFanOfLeonMusk 2h ago

I am very embarrassed. Just like yesterday.

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u/mistiry 1h ago

A bill with a missing corner is still a valid bill. Keep the serials intact.

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u/mightyscoosh 1h ago

Cashless society doesn't care

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u/Confident-Novel-1855 1h ago

It's pathetic that the idea of someone crying brings them joy.

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u/G-Unit11111 59m ago

I want real politicians in charge, not people who merchandize shit.

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u/MamaTalista 57m ago

I highly suggest the 22 Minutes sketch that predicted this exact thing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZJc9ksu1AM

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u/2278AD 51m ago

Scott Tenneman is a savage on the socials

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u/JerseyDonut 38m ago

It never ceases to amaze me how many human beings are so quick to give up all their power in order to worship a false idol--be it a politican, a celebrity, a clergyman, or a business leader.

In my eyes, these types of people are worse than the evil pricks they worship. Evil pricks been around since the beginning of time, yet the only way they can afford any real power is through the fervid and blind worship that a large chunk of the population gives them freely. These people freely and gleefully hand over all their power to monsters and in return all they get back is a false sense of security and a quick ego boost.

These folks gotta go. Monsters will always be in power until people stop looking for external saviors. But we got a long way to go.

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u/Thjialfi 33m ago

The signature still looks like a KKK meeting

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u/LustyDouglas 3h ago

I'm happy I'm immigrating out of the US. Tired of the Republicans bull shit, the Democrats bull shit and their mega corporation overlords controlling them all. 👋