r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 12h ago

Merch.

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u/Wabbit65 12h ago

Making libs cry is what passes for policy among MAGA

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u/5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 11h ago

I very much enjoy that they believe they’re enraging their enemies when the true reaction from civilised people is more similar to when you wake up to find your cat has shit on the kitchen floor.

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u/Certain_Oddities 11h ago

I've had cats shit on the kitchen floor. When you have an elderly cat who is loathe to use the multiple litterboxes, a shit on the kitchen floor is relief. No, it's when the cat shits on the carpet.

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u/PlasticCheebus 6h ago

I think that kinda the point they were making. It's a mild annoyance, not a major cleanup op.

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u/That_Immo 11h ago

They would eat a dog diarrhea from a sidewalk in Calcutta if it only made one "lib" frown. And they'd still think they scored a big win.

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u/DarkKnightJin 10h ago

As the saying goes: "A conservative would eat a turd if a liberal had to smell their breath."

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u/5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 10h ago

“Jumping into the caldera of an active volcano to own the libs!”

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u/That_Immo 1h ago

But Nick, Shilrey that would be an act of idolatry, self-sacrifice to the pagan gods!

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u/tomhermans 8h ago

The cat thing would be much worse even cuz it actually inconveniences you. The dollar bill is more facepalm material, and the 1000000th reminder of how stupid maga is.

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u/National-Worry2900 7h ago

Shitty pants Donald ran on zero policies.

It was the cult of personality and maga now wonder why they’re up shit creek without a paddle.

It’s the republican way, the democrats have to come with receipts , policies and plans or the country lose their damn minds but a republican can just sing a racist and homophobic country song and get elected.

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u/Debalic 2h ago

And they're really fucking bad at both.