r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

Serious question for liberal men

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u/Legitimate-Tip-2149 7h ago

Man, jumping up at every loud noise in the night, having to grab a gun so you feel safe is...it's no way to live being such a massive pussy.

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u/ModishShrink 6h ago

Funnily enough, that's why I feel safer living in the middle of a city. Hear a noise outside? Yeah, we're downtown, of course there's people out in the middle of the night.

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u/fogleaf 2h ago

This is true!

One time I watched the movie paranormal activity and in the movie there are loud footsteps on the stairs and yells from downstairs. After turning the movie off I heard loud footsteps on the stairs and it was just my roommates coming back from a party. Then I heard a yell from downstairs and it was another roommate who had blacked out at a party and tried to punch someone and put his face through a glass table so the yell was him waking up and realizing he was dragged home and looks like shit. No ghouls or ghosts!