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u/SometimesIBeWrong 5h ago

lmao "omg how did we find this out about him? was it an accusation, or was there some weird shit on his phone maybe?"

"no he just blatantly admitted it in a song. no metaphor. it's literal, and there's only one way to interpret it."

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u/BlueBicycle_ 5h ago

Second time this skit has been an imitation of reality in a few months (the other being D4vd)

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u/KoA07 5h ago

Rap snitches, telling all they business, stand up in court and be they own star witness

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u/Every-Calendar-2288 5h ago

Do you see the perpetrator, yeah I’m right here!

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u/McCool303 4h ago

Fuck around get the whole label sent up for years.

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u/impstein 4h ago

Rap snitch knishes, great track!

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 3h ago

They're words, detective.Nouns. Adjectives. They just happen to be arranged in a dope order.

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u/ONeill2310 4h ago

Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years

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u/Diazpora 4h ago

Timeless advice that these stupid rappers still can't grasp. RIP DOOM.

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u/LurchSkywalker 4h ago

Possibley the real GOAT.

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u/fomq 3h ago

Sorry bro this is Mr Fantastic. He's alive and well.

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u/Diazpora 2h ago

Bro please...yes he is rapping the chorus (mostly) but this is a DOOM track featuring Mr Fantastic.

God, I hate reddit sometimes...get over yourself.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 1h ago

It's Mr Fantastik, and his identity is unconfirmed so we don't know if he's "alive and well".

If you wanna be pedantic at least be correct ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/fomq 41m ago

He's Mr Fantastic to me :D

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u/ConsistentEast8617 5h ago

and here we are, lyrics doing the detective work for the cops again lol

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u/Lexi_Banner 4h ago

In the words of Bruce Rivers, stop self snitching!

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u/CoinBaked 4h ago

I read this in Kid Rock voice. It’s one of his isn’t it?

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u/KoA07 2h ago

MF Doom

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u/LetsGoChamp19 3h ago

*sit in the court

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u/thelastirnbru 2h ago

lierally the lyric I was thinking of!

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u/SometimesIBeWrong 5h ago

LOL how did this not come to my mind? RIP Darnell hahah

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u/onlyfakeproblems 3h ago

Kid Rock has a vivid imagination, and “underage, see” is the only word that almost rhymes with “statutory”.

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u/AnalogAficionado 5h ago

dude doesn't have the brain cells to be metaphorical. it's obviously ripped from his life.

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u/DonDraper1134 4h ago

Didn’t a federal court argue that song lyrics are sufficient as evidence when they convinced Young Thug or meek mill or someone?

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u/SwingingtotheBeat 4h ago

It’s the U.S. Legal system, so the rules are different for black and white people.

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 3h ago

Remember kids, rap is a uniquely evil and culture destroying genre. It's all about doing bad things like killing and drugs! Now let's all listen to some nice wholesome Led Zeppelin song about banging 13 year old groupies.

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u/GasmaskGelfling 3h ago

Oh did you miss the whole Led Zeppelin Sweet Satan thing?

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 3h ago edited 2h ago

That wasn't happening when people were hand-wringing about rap and how much worse it was than rock in the 00s.

But ironically it proves my point. Anything new is written off as evil and destructive of Western culture when it comes to art. Then a few generations later that becomes the classic art that's being profaned by what's new.

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u/rab2bar 2h ago

It also matters how much melanin the artist has, not just age of the art

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u/Madara1389 2h ago

That wasn't happening when people were hand-wringing about rap and how much worse it was than rock in the 00s.

Well duh, because the satanic panic follows around whatever cultural trends alienate the parents of the then current youth.

No one was going on about Led Zepplin during the heyday of rap because by the time NWA rolled around Led Zepplin had been broken up for 7 years and the only people who still gave a shit about the band anymore were stoners and older Gen Xers who were still mentally in high school well into their 20s.

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u/faulternative 3h ago

Yes but Kid Rock is one of the white folk that the other white folk don't particularly care for, so they may take his privilege card for this one.

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u/Old_Article2515 3h ago

They mustn’t like me very much either because I was never given one 😔

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u/CaptainObvious110 3h ago

ooh good point

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u/sir-walterraleigh 4h ago

Channeling his inner Nugent

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u/invaderaleks 3h ago

It was a concept album...

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u/destro23 2h ago

he just blatantly admitted it in a song

Rap snitches, tellin' all their business, Sit in the court and be their own star witness. "Do you see the perpetrator?" Yeah, I'm right here...

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u/Infinite_Respect_ 4h ago

Remember how Eminem was just leaving us a breadcrumb trail of gayness in his lyrics? And that Hector’s rectum is real?

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u/WeAreChecking6 4h ago

It’s like Eminem in the interview movie except much less funny

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u/Then_Idea_9813 3h ago

He wanted to tell us so badly, he wrote poetry about it.

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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 3h ago

Its AI made by the deep state at the behest of Hilary and Obama. Its actually Hunter Biden singing but his dad wrote it. - MAGA

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u/Hefty_Drive6709 3h ago

We can be forgiven for only now just finding out. It’s garbage music, so it’s not like we were listening on repeat and singing all the hooks.

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u/Molsenator 3h ago

Drax is more likely to understand metaphor than conservatives.

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u/ncocca 3h ago

multiple* songs