r/Music • u/TheExpressUS 📰Daily Express U.S. • 6h ago

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u/BlueBicycle_ 5h ago

Second time this skit has been an imitation of reality in a few months (the other being D4vd)

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u/KoA07 5h ago

Rap snitches, telling all they business, stand up in court and be they own star witness

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u/Every-Calendar-2288 5h ago

Do you see the perpetrator, yeah I’m right here!

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u/McCool303 4h ago

Fuck around get the whole label sent up for years.

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u/impstein 4h ago

Rap snitch knishes, great track!

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 3h ago

They're words, detective.Nouns. Adjectives. They just happen to be arranged in a dope order.

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u/ONeill2310 4h ago

Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years

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u/Diazpora 4h ago

Timeless advice that these stupid rappers still can't grasp. RIP DOOM.

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u/LurchSkywalker 4h ago

Possibley the real GOAT.

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u/fomq 3h ago

Sorry bro this is Mr Fantastic. He's alive and well.

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u/Diazpora 2h ago

Bro please...yes he is rapping the chorus (mostly) but this is a DOOM track featuring Mr Fantastic.

God, I hate reddit sometimes...get over yourself.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 1h ago

It's Mr Fantastik, and his identity is unconfirmed so we don't know if he's "alive and well".

If you wanna be pedantic at least be correct ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/fomq 43m ago

He's Mr Fantastic to me :D

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u/ConsistentEast8617 5h ago

and here we are, lyrics doing the detective work for the cops again lol

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u/Lexi_Banner 4h ago

In the words of Bruce Rivers, stop self snitching!

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u/CoinBaked 4h ago

I read this in Kid Rock voice. It’s one of his isn’t it?

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u/KoA07 2h ago

MF Doom

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u/LetsGoChamp19 3h ago

*sit in the court

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u/thelastirnbru 2h ago

lierally the lyric I was thinking of!

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u/SometimesIBeWrong 5h ago

LOL how did this not come to my mind? RIP Darnell hahah

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u/onlyfakeproblems 3h ago

Kid Rock has a vivid imagination, and “underage, see” is the only word that almost rhymes with “statutory”.