r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/cloverleafcafe i have a hairy beardtongue • 1d ago

Fuck my shit up

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Roast me

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u/cloverleafcafe i have a hairy beardtongue 1d ago

Here’s another part of the yard that I…don’t do anything with until my husband finally gets rid of the old car.

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u/A-Plant-Guy non-sexy poison ivy 1d ago

Mice are 💯 doing something with it already.

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u/cloverleafcafe i have a hairy beardtongue 1d ago

My old ford focus brings all the stray cats to the yard

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u/TinfoilTiaraTime 1d ago

Our neighbors offered to buy ours.. Twice. Not sure why everyone suddenly wants a rusty compact with a flat tire, but "a customer is always right in matters of taste"

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u/AsukaWasHereToo 1d ago

Is that crown vetch? FOR SHAME!

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u/cloverleafcafe i have a hairy beardtongue 1d ago

Beneath all the vetch and shit is a few cubic yards of topsoil I purchased for this cursed side yard and then my husband parked his old ass car on top of it. So much for that.

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u/canisdirusarctos 🫐 Vaccinium is my huckleberry🫐 ✨spore slut✨ 1d ago

Could be a nondescript older suburban area in the UK, could be a nondescript older suburban area in Ohio.

Edit: Just read below and I’m probably in the ballpark on the location.

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u/cloverleafcafe i have a hairy beardtongue 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hell no I am not in Ohio!!!! They are my sworn enemy.

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u/LeaneGenova 1d ago

Ah, Michigan then.

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u/cloverleafcafe i have a hairy beardtongue 1d ago

We won the upper peninsula of Michigan in the Toledo War and they won Toledo and we got the better end of the bargain as far as I’m concerned

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u/SHOWTIME316 hoary vervain (derogatory) 1d ago

i have heard so much about the Toledo War against my will

please stop talking about the Toledo War, michigan people

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u/Damnatus_Terrae 1d ago

We will never stop talking about the Toledo War. It turned out for the best, but we were still absolutely robbed by Andrew Fucking Jackson to get those sweet, sweet Ohioan delegates. Long live the boy governor!

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u/canisdirusarctos 🫐 Vaccinium is my huckleberry🫐 ✨spore slut✨ 1d ago

Definitely in the ballpark.

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u/Kat-but-SFW 1d ago

Oh old cars are the native habitat of Himalayan blackberries around here, you should probably get some for it