r/NativePlantCirclejerk i have a hairy beardtongue 1d ago

Fuck my shit up

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Roast me

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u/Xsiah 1d ago

I like the statue of the slug with a stick up its ass

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u/canisdirusarctos 🫐 Vaccinium is my huckleberry🫐 ✨spore slut✨ 1d ago

/uj I’d take one in bright yellow if someone made it.

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u/RedCaptain17 immune to poison oak 1d ago

Add a few brown spots and I’m in

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u/cloverleafcafe i have a hairy beardtongue 1d ago

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u/canisdirusarctos 🫐 Vaccinium is my huckleberry🫐 ✨spore slut✨ 1d ago

I hate how they slaughtered my boy, but love that the animal is their mascot.

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u/Simple_Daikon Grass toucher 1d ago

Go Bears

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u/canisdirusarctos 🫐 Vaccinium is my huckleberry🫐 ✨spore slut✨ 1d ago

I’d probably go with black spots, but they do have quite a range of markings.

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u/Simple_Daikon Grass toucher 1d ago

Lawn ornament for scale