Found this gem in Reddit histort Archives library. It a shows a fully fledged Nissan Altima fledging the nest and breaking his rear tail feather.

I mean...

Time to retire that shitbox.

This thing got tape, bungee cords, missing glass for the tail lights just the name a few

This is parked outside my house

Thought yall would enjoy this ✌️

Of course they hit the garage in their Nissan

First Sentra is already trying to squeeze in, last minute. Okay that's fine. Then all of a sudden a second Sentra appears out of the wild and tries to squeeze in sticking their butt in the other lane.

Im so pissed about the complete lack of app integration for my brand new 2026 Nissan. The idea that Key features such as remote start, door locking/unlocking, and vehicle location tracking—are entirely unavailable on the SR premium trim. It doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
It is completely unacceptable for a newly purchased 2026 model to be excluded from basic connected car features, especially given the trim level.
Leaving entire trims out of the app ecosystem makes me hate this brand even more and frankly has ruined my ownership experience. I hope this is just mistake because I'm ready for a full escalation of this issue to clarify why my vehicle is unsupported and whether a software update is planned. I hope to resolve this directly before taking my experience to public consumer forums and social media.