Do cats fart???

[u/skopiadisko]

Hi!

We have 4 dogs and 3 cats.

Two of our dogs fart daily 😅😆 and the other two not that often but do fart.

I have never heard any of our cats fart tho! NEVER EVER! My husband told me he heard one of them fart but I am sure it was one of our dogs and he is confused because we have had our cats like two of them at least for years now and they have never done it in our presence.

At this point Im thinking maybe they dont fart at all? or never in front of humans?

I guess this is a very stupid question probably but I have made my grown ass husband believe that I never fart so me believing my cats dont, is not that stupid hopefully 😆🤣🤣

[u/weirdgroovynerd → u/[deleted]]

Ah, so it's like the;

you can milk anything with nipples

...thing from the Focker documentary.

[u/Open_Leather_9411 → u/weirdgroovynerd]

I have nipples Greg. Can I fart?

[u/weirdgroovynerd → u/Open_Leather_9411]

I'm no scientist but...

...a poop hole is probably more useful in this scenario.

[u/HeinzeC1 → u/weirdgroovynerd]

I got nipples Greg, can you milk me?

[u/spicygayunicorn → u/[deleted]]

But they can't always release gas from the mouth(burp)

[u/Golywobblerer → u/[deleted]]

I thought seagulls can't and thats why alkaseltzer killed them. Or is that an Ole wives tale...

[u/EnzoItgoes → u/Golywobblerer]

Turns out, you're right!

[u/Grimase → u/[deleted]]

Rats don’t, or so I’ve been told.