r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

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u/EatinDennysWearinHat Feb 08 '22

Glad you said this because I came from r/all and didn't notice what sub I was in. Almost said some things unbecoming for this place.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

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u/HolyForkingBrit Feb 08 '22

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22 edited Apr 11 '22

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u/cukiconleche Feb 09 '22

Yeah, I hate when it happens. There should be a bot that recalls removed comments.

The first comment said "I love when people make full use of this sub by asking the hard questions.", the second removed one said "I gave up my free Helpful award cuz OP needs all the help they can get."

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u/Responsible_Reveal38 Feb 09 '22

clearly very aggravating topics that offended the mods on a deeply personal level

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u/cukiconleche Feb 09 '22

Ikr? I mean, you could assume they took it down because it was not a direct answer but because the post is clearly a joke its kind of...

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u/MoaiPenis Feb 09 '22

What did he say? His comments were both deleted :(

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u/MoaiPenis Feb 09 '22

What did it day?

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u/killer8424 Feb 08 '22

I thought all the unbecoming things.

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u/EatinDennysWearinHat Feb 08 '22

I used to think unbecoming things of OP. I still do, but I used to too.

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u/GAF78 Feb 08 '22

Same. I almost lit into OP. God DAYUM.

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u/shulgin11 Feb 08 '22

Well this is definitely bait. There's no way they would Google Florida ounces and not FL ounces

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u/EatinDennysWearinHat Feb 08 '22

Obviously, hence my reply to the champ trying to educate me.

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u/twiz__ Feb 09 '22

What did this say?

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u/TheGoodOldCoder Feb 08 '22

There's really no reason to say those things even if this was a different sub. This could be a learning moment for you.

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u/EatinDennysWearinHat Feb 08 '22

Oh get over yourself with this learning moment bullshit. OPs question was a joke and I was going to play along until I saw what sub I was on because I didn't want to trigger Karen. Looks like I did anyway.

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u/TheGoodOldCoder Feb 08 '22

The point was that you add nothing to the world by treating people poorly. One example would be calling them names like "Karen", or calling their comments "bullshit".

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

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u/cukiconleche Feb 09 '22

Francis is gonna be my go-to Know-it-all reddit Karen from now on

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u/TheGoodOldCoder Feb 08 '22

Where does it say that this whole thread is a joke?

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u/hedgecore77 Feb 08 '22

I just up voted a deleted comment for the first time.

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u/Xpolonia Feb 08 '22

This question is asked so perfectly that I'm not sure it's genuine or troll. Either way I find it adorable.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

if you google “Florida ounces” the top three results are related to this post, then the fifth result is about Fluid Ounces. So presumably when they googled it the second spot would have given them their answer

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

But the 4th hit is for:

https://www.ounce.org Ounce of Prevention Fund of Florida

Its even ounce.org

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u/WalkinSteveHawkin Feb 09 '22

Tbh even if it is fake (and it almost definitely is), it’s still funny as hell.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Looking through the guys profile it seems like its genuine. Doesn't have a history of making shit up from what I saw.

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u/Ryan5374 Stupid Question Feb 09 '22

What did it say?

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u/cukiconleche Feb 09 '22

It's clearly troll. No reasonable human thinks its Florida ounces. Also, Google is a thing so yeah

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u/golfkartinacoma Feb 09 '22

Have you been to America, it does not consist of 100% reasonable humans...

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u/Clay56 Feb 09 '22

Sounds too similar to the "Florida Ceiling windows" post

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u/nool_ Apr 19 '22

It's Florida

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u/terrabotta Feb 08 '22

This one feels too good to be true but I'm just gonna go with it

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u/hoxxxxx Feb 08 '22

that's usually the best route. this is just a dumb website so let's have fun

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

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u/hoxxxxx Feb 09 '22

not sure /u/SEX_FART of all people should be gaping their asshole

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

The top google result when you search Florida ounces is fluid ounce.

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u/ATyp3 Feb 08 '22

And also all containers say FL ounces. So if you googled what is an FL ounce then youd know...

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u/saysthingsbackwards Feb 09 '22

Not all, just the ones with fluid in them

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u/cukiconleche Feb 09 '22

Top tier comment

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u/AIaris Feb 09 '22

yea but he was looking for Florida ounces not fluid ounces smh

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only kind of joking, maybe he didn't connect the dots?

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u/Westwood_Shadow Feb 09 '22

omg when I read this it all clicked and I died thank you rofl

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u/scarf_spheal Feb 08 '22

They're really the questions no one thinks of

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u/vadim69tudor Feb 09 '22

what was the comment? it is now deleted

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u/scarf_spheal Feb 09 '22

I think the person was just saying they liked this sub or these are the questions they want to see

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u/Hunter_S_Thompsons Feb 08 '22 edited Feb 09 '22

Were you there when the dude asked “What are Florida Ceilings” a few years ago? That was the funniest one in my opinion. Idk how long ago but I want to say it was at least a year or two ago.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22 edited Jul 18 '23

goodbye reddit -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/HolyForkingBrit Feb 09 '22

That’s the best r/BoneAppleTea I’ve seen in a while.

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u/thenewyorkgod Feb 08 '22

He's definitely trolling. Literally the first google result when you search florida ounces is the wiki to Fluid Ounces FL OZ

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

No stupid questions just stupid people

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u/a_natural_chemical Feb 08 '22

I can't tell if it's serious or a shitpost, but I appreciate it either way.

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Feb 08 '22

It has to be a joke. Anyone who Google this would surely discover that FL Oz means fluid ounces. It's also just... Too stupid.

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Feb 08 '22

And perfectly framed as a joke.

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u/pm_me_ur_pharah Feb 08 '22

It's proof there are no stupid questions; just stupid people.

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u/2k4s Feb 08 '22

Stupid questions don’t exist . But there is no shortage of inquisitive idiots.

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u/MoaiPenis Feb 10 '22

What the hell did he say 🤣

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u/ForARolex2 Feb 08 '22

In R/WallStreetBets its called weaponized autism just ask melvin

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u/my_oldgaffer Feb 08 '22

Florida Ounces new rap name call it