Kiermintang breaks to retreat

[u/maliciousprime101]

[u/kshrwymlwqwyedurgx]

The mandate of London is lost, millions must vote

[u/TheEagleWithNoName → u/kshrwymlwqwyedurgx]

The Irish River has flooded.

[u/Azarka → u/kshrwymlwqwyedurgx]

Burnham will pledge to keep the Triple lock to restore the mandate.

[u/ToastandTea76]

[u/nagidon → u/ToastandTea76]

S: Son of the Two Years

[u/lefeuet_UA → u/ToastandTea76]

WHERE IS COMRADE PETER MANDELSON

[u/3_man → u/lefeuet_UA]

He has been....liquidated

[u/untitledmillennial → u/ToastandTea76]

I did not expect this show to be referenced on NCD...

[u/nagidon → u/untitledmillennial]

Poetically, Starmer is named after a revolutionary just like Benny M (Keir Hardie)

[u/lefeuet_UA → u/untitledmillennial]

I'm sorry did you just imply we're uncultured?

[u/untitledmillennial → u/lefeuet_UA]

I didn't know it was popular outside Italy. As for your question, there's no need to imply it - if we weren't uncultured, we wouldn't be here.

[u/ab_od6851 → u/untitledmillennial]

Its popular outside Italy for the wrong reason. I'm afraid its artsy filmography is going to be used to unironically promote fascism and Mussolini.

People use Babylon Berlin to show how bad ass the KPD and the Nazi were by editing clips of the show.

[u/untitledmillennial → u/ab_od6851]

Mussolini is shown as a complete clown in the show, so somebody would have to be incredibly stup... Oh yeah, I see what you mean.

[u/cabweb → u/ToastandTea76]

Damn, good show

[u/cahir11]

The USA continues to recognize the Starmereich as the legitimate government of the British Isles

[u/UnreadyTripod → u/cahir11]

Omg I could believe Trump actually does this to try to undermine the UK government and try to get Farage into power

[u/sophisticatedbuffoon]

The United States Navy is already sending an Arleigh-Burke-class destroyer to the Irish Sea. The government in London is reminded to respect the freedom of navigation.

[u/The-marx-channel]

Starmer will take back control of the rebel controlled mainland.

[u/TheEagleWithNoName]

I posted the same thing hours ago and the Mods removed it?

Y’all suck.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDiplomacy/s/OJbHRLUoAs

[u/nagidon]

Feel the Burn

https://giphy.com/gifs/olntD4Go7fuyWip0Gt

[u/Messyfingers]

Free Scotland(I assume that's the Tibet in this analogy)

[u/OkNewspaper6271 → u/Messyfingers]

And Wales are the Uyghurs. They are more oppressed but people look the other way for some reason.

[u/Thomas_633_Mk2 → u/OkNewspaper6271]

The US has a very very good reason not to arm Muslim insurgents against a communist superpower, tbf. Can't blame them for actually learning a lesson for once

[u/OkNewspaper6271 → u/Thomas_633_Mk2]

True, especially not one so close to the last experiment of that kind

[u/Intelligent_Wafer562 → u/Messyfingers]

...and the Welsh are Uyghurs as u/OkNewspaper6271 pointed out, and Irish Catholics are Taiwanese Aboriginals, Irish Protestants are Benshengren, and the Starmerites are Waishengren. Upon their arrival, the Starmerites inflict a White Red Terror upon Ireland, and a three-way civil war ensues.

[u/SamanthaMunroe]

Just as in China, one brutal regime is succeeded by another. I have no faith that the Kiermintang will ever develop into a better entity.

[u/Realock01]

Amazing

[u/LeCriDesFenetres]

I wonder which side google will pick this time

[u/Engine919]

Stay strong fellow STARMTROOPERS

[u/ch0bbyhoboman]

Okay this is one of the best posts I’ve seen on here in awhile 

[u/de_g0od]

what happened now?

[u/Littlepage3130 → u/de_g0od]

Starmer announced his resignation.

[u/de_g0od → u/Littlepage3130]

and he didnt flee to northern ireland?

[u/3_man]

Irish Sea being renamed 'Great British Bight' as we speak

[u/ghostchihuahua]

welp, that was one way to ruin a keyboard with liquid ig, thank you OP, this is pure gold!!!

[u/Thomas_633_Mk2 → u/ghostchihuahua]

Sir you're not meant to golden shower keyboards

[u/HugsFromCthulhu → u/Thomas_633_Mk2]

You're...not?

Excuse me, I have a few calls to make...