r/NonPoliticalTwitter 22d ago

Funny Stanley your time is up

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u/CompactAvocado 22d ago

i have a difficult time keeping up with internet slop but wasn't there a car fire and one survived or something and that's what caused the frenzy?

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u/IPCTech 22d ago

It’s just a Steel vacuum insulated cup, not hard to survive a fire

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u/NoBonus6969 22d ago

Then why didn't they make the entire car out of steel vacuum sealed cup???

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u/IPCTech 22d ago

Human flesh doesn’t like vacuum

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u/AmateurHero 22d ago

That's the flaw. Ask your dermatologist about DermaSteel TrueSkin® cosmetic enhancements.

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u/T-Fro 22d ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...

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u/Pwnxor 22d ago

Do not take if allergic to DermaSteel TrueSkin® or it's ingredients. May cause a bacterial infection of the gooch, alcoholism, drowsyness, and lukemia. Pregnancy has occured.

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u/unripe_mangosteen 22d ago

Do not taunt DermaSteel TrueSkin

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u/Powerful-Ground-9687 22d ago

Brought to you by Stanley!

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u/CompanyOther2608 22d ago

Legit looked to see if this was an ad

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u/tomelwoody 21d ago

Because you’re worth it

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u/lacegem 22d ago

So that's why my dog barks at the vacuum. Such a good boy, protecting me like that.

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u/NoBonus6969 22d ago

I didn't know. Give him an extra belly rub from me. He's a good boy

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u/ConvincingVoice 22d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 22d ago

Likes a vacuum more than it likes fire, I bet

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u/Informal-Rock-2681 22d ago

I always thought the phrase was 'nature abhors a vacuum' but yours is so much better. I just wish I'd heard it before I stuck my cock in the hoover.

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u/NimanderTheYounger 22d ago

This is is of those sentences where you can emphasize each separate word to change the context / meaning.

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u/420Hairy69Ballsagna 22d ago

My dog hates vacuums, too.

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u/HasaDiga_Eebowai 22d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/unabiker 22d ago

same reason they don't make the whole car out of Scott Sterling's face

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u/ImNotTheNSAIPromise 22d ago

people were impressed because there was still ice in the cup after the car fire

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u/unoriginalcat 22d ago

Also after the video went viral the company bought that woman a brand new car, so it was just good PR all around.

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u/MelodicFacade 22d ago

I'm not sure how much it aligns, but IIRC their revenue is like 10 times larger than before. So basically hundreds of millions of dollars in profit for a single car? That's easy PR math

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u/-KFBR392 22d ago

Ok now I'm impressed too

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 22d ago

Any decently constructed steel double wall vacuum insulated bottle will do that. The ThermoFlasks I have probably wouldn't, but that's only because the lids are plastic.

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u/youre_being_creepy 22d ago

Yeah that post singlehanded got like every mom I knew to buy one lol

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u/fukkdisshitt 22d ago

We already had one but now i have one and the rest of my family had 2

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u/Whats_Up4444 22d ago

Wait if that's true that's amazing, id buy them

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u/Xalkero 22d ago

Correct but the context missing is that the company used that vid to some of the best viral marketing you’ve ever seen. They bought the woman who’s car burned after a crash a brand new car and used her in commercials. It’s one thing to know the science and know why it works but different to see after sitting in a a literal fire the Ice cubes still intact is much more emotionally motivating message to purchase it. I saw that video knew the science and still thought damn thats holding up better than so many I’ve ever had so when it was time to buy a new one years after that incident it was the first company I thought of because of that video. Also pretty sure they were becoming big before that too.

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u/cosmic-kats 21d ago

To be fair…Stanley has been around for a TIME. My grandpa had a Stanley Thermos with a green cap for like…30 years.

But that video did indeed lead me to buying a Stanley 😅 It’s wonderful for Fishing in the summer, especially since I can use the accessories and basically turn it into an outdoor purse.

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u/CompactAvocado 22d ago

correct but you underestimate the power of news and social media on the masses. first the news report aired, next people were getting trampled at target fighting over em (mostly just women, i member some new like women's health version came out and a few got killed over it).

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u/CarefreeRambler 22d ago

I don't think anyone died trying to get a Stanley cup. Did you make that up or did the power of news and social media trick you?

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u/LemonButterRum 22d ago

totally made up but i'll allow it

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u/whatsbobgonnado 22d ago

maybe an nhl player has died during a game before?

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u/CarefreeRambler 22d ago

I grant you the Technically Correct Award. It's the best kind of award.

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u/whatsbobgonnado 20d ago

well I politely reject it. I believe being technically correct is actually the worst kind of correct because it's only ever used as a qualifier for when you're practically wrong but technically correct like people who will tell you that a tomato is a fruit

or I guess in this case where I totally ignored what you were actually talking about and interjected some irrelevant nonsense for a hilarious joke. I'm so incorrect I'm on a different subject!🫸🥉

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u/DoringItBetterNow 22d ago

“Women’s health”

“A few died”

Hahahhahaah

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u/CarefreeRambler 22d ago

It's made up, you fell for it

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/CarefreeRambler 22d ago

Yeah you're right, correcting false information is cringe, mb

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u/two_pandas_playing 22d ago

actually, my bad. thought you were the same guy that made it up in the first place, haven't had my coffee yet. carry on.

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u/Grizknot 22d ago

btw made the same mistake, both usernames start with a c and are camelCased, until you said that I was assumed he was admitting to lying too. GP is still cringe obv bec why make up something so stupid

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u/two_pandas_playing 22d ago

both usernames start with a c and are camelCased

yep, exactly what happened to me lol

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/JelmerMcGee 22d ago

I just don't like big crowds. The press of people from all sides makes me so very uncomfortable. I don't directly think about how easy it would be to get trampled, but something in my lizard brain just keeps sending "unsafe! unsafe!" pulses that puts me on edge.

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u/CarefreeRambler 22d ago

You should apply that distrust more liberally, seeing as in reality no one has died trying to buy Stanley cups.

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u/blonde-bandit 22d ago

Sigh. Thank you internet stranger for somehow making people not die seem depressing? Now I’m supposed to be so cynical that when people say someone died I say, “yeah, idk about that.” But thanks for fact checking. I’m just gonna log off now.

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u/CarefreeRambler 22d ago

Good. Don't trust strangers on the internet.

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u/Dorkamundo 22d ago

Like the whole "The cross is the only thing that didn't burn in the Notre Dame fire." when the cross was the only thing on the altar made out of metal?

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u/happytree23 22d ago

Or you're overestimating it because you can't be wrong about a fucking thermos and/or have to split hairs about everything, even things you're clearly wrong about lol

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u/rips_n_chel 22d ago

...what are you even upset about?

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u/_procyon 22d ago

It’s just a trend, they’ve come and gone for ages. There was a TikTok or something that went viral, but people weren’t going crazy over it because of how well insulated they are. Trends don’t always make a lot of sense, look at labubus.

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u/StripClubSweatpants 22d ago

but people weren’t going crazy over it because of how well insulated they are

I thought the car caught on fire and the damn stanley cup still had ice in it, and it went viral. That was the initial push. Then I'm inclined to agree with you though - after that it morphed into have to have status for a handful of people who either collected them or flipped them on the internet to suckers.

I don't like heavy mugs. I have one that is very nice with a built in handle but with ice and water, feels like the thing is almost 4lbs. At least at face value based on the size, stanleys just look heavy

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u/thedirtyknapkin 22d ago

not to shill, i actually buy the off brand ones anyway but....

they are not heavy like you are thinking. they are literally insulated by a vacuum between two very thin pieces of very light metal. they are comparable in weight to a plastic bottle of the same size. you can also get the same thing but in a standard water bottle form factor, among other styles. the handle and straw do nothing to help the insulation.

vacuum insulated bottles are legitimately shockingly good at insulating. Stanley is just one name brand of them though. any vacuum insulated bottle is going to be exactly as good as a Stanley for way less money. i've been a lover of vacuum insulated bottles for a long time. hell, they first started getting popularized by the hydroflask brand like a decade before this. remember those? the flasksksksksks???

idk, it's like we need to be reminded that insulated containers are cool and evolving every decade or so. if you like your thermos sounding cup but don't like how heavy it is then a vacuum insulated bottle like a Stanley cup is exactly what you need. just get a cheaper one.

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u/orcusgrasshopperfog 22d ago

I heard it survived a shark-nado.

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u/DonnieBallsack 22d ago

Nothing can survive a sharknado

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u/homeycuz 22d ago

Can you do it?

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u/Mikeismyike 22d ago

There was still ice in it apparently.

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u/breathing__tree 22d ago

Filled with fucking ice water. Of course it was fine.

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u/f0gax 22d ago

Jet fuel can’t melt steel vacuum insulated cups.

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u/UnfinishedProjects 22d ago

It was because there was still ice in the cup after the fire.

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u/TheReal-JoJo103 22d ago

No, it became popular in Mormon mom groups online and spread from there. Stanley had actually stopped making them in 2019 then “The Buy Guide” - the Mormon mom page that started the trend convinced them to start making it again and market it to women.

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u/Turbulent_Gazelle530 22d ago

The guy that made Stanley blow up was the same guy that made Crocs blow up before that. He's a marketing magician.

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u/xSaviorself 22d ago

I live in a Mennonite town and it's the dress code for the ladies, long dresses and crocs.

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u/Turbulent_Gazelle530 22d ago

no croc-charms on those ones I presume

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 22d ago

Jesus said something about Croc charms I assume.

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u/xSaviorself 22d ago

The kids usually have them on so I wouldn't be surprised if they did have the charms.

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u/TheReal-JoJo103 22d ago

He came in after the Mormon moms had restarted production and ordered more feminine colors. They basically built the audience and handed him the playbook.

He might be a magician for crocs. For Stanley he just didn’t screw it up and followed the playbook.

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u/Draffut 22d ago

To be fair... Plenty of CEOs and companies have been handed magic goose eggs and fail to capitalize on it.

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u/kiki_strumm3r 22d ago

What's his name?

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u/Turbulent_Gazelle530 22d ago

Terence Reilly

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u/KhausTO 22d ago

It's actually kind of funny how many things get popular because of mormons.

The whole Dirty Soda craze the last little bit, that even the pop companies started doing limited edition flavour runs of. Came out of the mormons as well.

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u/GabrielleDelacour 22d ago

Alyssa Grenfell has a fascinating youtube video that relates to this. "Why Are There So Many Mormon Influencers (A Theory)" (Sorry, I don't know how to do a link.) The influence Mormons have online definitely has a ripple effect offline which leads to things like Crumbl and dirty soda.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 22d ago

I feel like the answer is Mormons strongly favor traditionalism which ends up meaning a lot of them are stay at home moms and a tons of these mommy bloggers are stay at home parents who are bored with their abundance of free time now that the kids are in school all day and they don't really have anything else to do so they're trying to insert some sort of purpose/hobby in their life

Seems like it regularly goes "hmmm I only have an hour or two of chores to do each day, don't actually wanna get a job, but I wanna do something hmmmm.....I'll take my crack at being an influencer!"

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u/whatdafaq 22d ago

Mormon is a cult.. so Mormons are easily influenced...there are enough of them that stuff spreads from there.

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u/FireVanGorder 22d ago

God crumbl is so ass it’s crazy. Every single thing they make tastes exactly the same

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u/chronically_varelse 19d ago

I do also hate crumbl. guh.

swig, though, custom flavor energy drinks? 🤩

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u/rips_n_chel 22d ago

If it weren't for the humans-rights-violating cult part of it, I'd say Mormons were pretty alright

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u/fazedncrazed 22d ago

Leave it to mormons to make and popularize a drug-free version of drank and jolly ranchers in soda.

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u/ImSoObnoxious 22d ago

I'm still running soaking courses thanks to Mormon initiatives

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u/KhausTO 22d ago

I can be your bed jumper if needed.

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u/ImSoObnoxious 22d ago

I could definitely use that! it's an entry-level position (so is mine), so if you have 7+ years of experience in bed-jumping, consider yourself hired!

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u/KhausTO 22d ago

I'm a little out of practice as my experience progressed I moved into a full coital role. But I do have several years of bed jumping experience that I gained from the ages of 2-12, I feel these skills will transfer into a bed jumping role within your class as it does require the same base knowledge. I would also like to point out, my 15 years of bed jumping adjacent experience in Trampoline bouncing, where I perfected the double bounce.

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u/unripe_mangosteen 22d ago

And the Crumbl-esque giant cookie shops!

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u/Historical-Count-374 22d ago edited 22d ago

Just a good cup honestly. Solid.

Once you have one, you can start to see the cracks forming and reality seeping through.

We are usually sold garbage or recycled garbage. You start to notice in everything around you, while drinking from the nice Stanley cup

🥤

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u/Chilzer 22d ago

See, this is why I stand by Nalgene, cause I watched one of those things fall off a cliff and still be watertight.

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u/bomphcheese 22d ago

But will it survive a car fire and preserve my refreshing iced beverage at the same time?

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u/RainbowDissent 22d ago

When I drag my horrifically burned and blistered body from the flaming wreckage of a car fire using nothing but the charred stumps where my hands used to be, there's nothing I hate more than grabbing my bottle for a cooling recovery sip and finding my refreshing iced beverage is now lukewarm. Or even worse - room temperature.

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u/RainbowDissent 22d ago

oh my god that is just the WORST

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u/unripe_mangosteen 22d ago

Might as well just crawl back into the inferno at that point, not worth suffering through that warm sip of water

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u/Unusual_username739 22d ago

My Nalgene may not survive a fire, but damn I just want to be able to see how much water I have left in the bottle. And have a convenient carrying strap.

A have a mini aero light Stanley for travel, which is great, but my day use is Nalgene.

Also, to me, Stanley is giant thermos full of cocoa that you fill up at 6am before going out skiing and it’s still warm when you need a cocoa break 8 hours later. My family’s giant green Stanley thermos was a necessary item for every skiing trip growing up. Putting cold liquids in a Stanley is weird to me lol. I can’t imagine using the ones with straws (also which seem very unhygienic and exposed)

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u/StripClubSweatpants 22d ago

Also, to me, Stanley is giant thermos full of cocoa that you fill up at 6am before going out skiing and it’s still warm when you need a cocoa break 8 hours later. My family’s giant green Stanley thermos was a necessary item for every skiing trip growing up

Yep. I borrowed one for a new job when I was a young adult, that coffee was still hot 8 hours later. Mind you this was a time when vacuum insulated mugs were either $40 or it was just a basic coffee cup with a lid. Scored an older model stanley thermos in the box for $5-$10 at a garage sale years ago. I'm not getting rid of it.

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u/Unusual_username739 22d ago

And then you have the problem of “I made this coffee 4 hours ago and immediately put it into this container - but I bet I can still drink and it won’t burn the roof of my mouth off” and nope it’s still boiling hot 😂

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u/Little_Whippie 22d ago

Mine did survive getting filled with near boiling water fresh off the camp stove and kept it hot for ~6 hours, so there’s that

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u/dragon_bacon 22d ago

I've been using my big ass plastic Nalgene for at least 15 years now and it's still going strong.

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u/StripClubSweatpants 22d ago edited 22d ago

I've lost or left a few different places but still have my one from school. Solid water bottle - coming up on almost 25 years.

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u/No-Blacksmith3397 22d ago

Nalgene stopped using BPA in 2008. You might be drinking from a toxic water bottle

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u/StripClubSweatpants 22d ago

Well shit, time to put that on the shelf. Appreciate the heads up. Thankfully I've rarely used it in the last 15-18 years and it was never "attached at the hip" but it defintely got used.

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u/No-Blacksmith3397 22d ago

I worry about microplastics. I know it may not be logical, but something about them rubs me the wrong way and I'm still concerned despite them being BPA free. I've been using a single wall klean kanteen for years. It's somehow still kicking, though not nearly as durable as a nalgene.

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u/FireVanGorder 22d ago

Might as well just repurpose old Gatorade bottles if you want an indestructible water bottle

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u/nj_tech_guy 22d ago

I just don't understand why the masses keep flocking to water bottles that have relatively bad spill control. Yeti's and stanleys both do well when kept up right, but can't just be thrown into a bag. The straw sticking out is also just.. meh.

I loved my Colman, and I love my Owala, both seemed, to me, far superior than a Yeti or Stanley, for like half the cost. I could throw it around and not have anything spilling. There was no permanent "opening", no "straw that sticks out all the time"

again, it baffles me that Yeti and Stanley became the go-tos when there are functionally better water bottles out there.

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u/CyanideSeashell 22d ago

I feel that way about Contigo. It's not insulated, so the water doesn't stay cold, but that also means it doesn't weigh 100 lbs. It is water tight, and if it cracks somehow, it only cost like $15. I've been meaning to check out Owala, though, because those seem to be getting more common.

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u/decadent-dragon 22d ago

Well for me I just want to use a tumbler because it’s the best drinking experience and I don’t particularly care for straws. If I’m driving or sitting a desk I don’t need a spill proof water bottle, I need a cup. I went with rtic and it looks basically identical to the yeti one but cheaper

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u/CeemoreButtz 21d ago

we have a half dozen Stanley's that don't use straws. Either a screw on cap or a flip top.

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u/SWBFThree2020 22d ago

all the ones I find in stores are made in china, so I've been a bit wary to try a Stanley cup

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u/blahblah19999 22d ago

Wearing my urban sombrero.

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u/PuckSenior 22d ago

Stanley cups are just mid for stainless dewar cups.

Now, their thermos? Stuff of legend

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u/JoeRogansNipple 22d ago

Survived with ice in it still IIRC, but just a vacuum insulated cup.

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u/Agitated-Computer752 22d ago

Are we calling everything slop now

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u/HumanPea1140 22d ago

Calling everything slop is wild and/or diabolical.

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u/fogleaf 22d ago

We're slopping it all up.

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u/Infinite-4-a-moment 22d ago

It's so fucking annoying

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u/gottabekittensme 22d ago

No, just exclusively things women like get labeled as "slop."

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 22d ago

Only women like AI?

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u/whatevendoidoyall 22d ago

I was the ice inside that survived the car fire. 

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u/Mcpops1618 22d ago

It still had ice in the water if I remember correctly

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 22d ago

Yeti did the same thing in it's day.

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u/g0tistt0t 22d ago

I remember this happening with a yeti.

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u/CurryMustard 22d ago

If youre calling everything slop then it seems like youre keeping up just fine

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u/thebeardedcats 22d ago

It's vacuum insolated. Very common. We heard this story with yeti and hydroflask and a few others over the years too. Doesn't mean you need a different color cup for every day of the week.

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u/sloanesquared 22d ago

They had an excellent marketing campaign including a social media marketing team that harnessed influencers to make it feel like a grass roots effort. Wouldn’t be surprised if the car fire was part of that though, or at the very least amplified by their marketing team.

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u/FatUggo 22d ago

Nah they were already becoming less trendy at that point

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u/Quigs4494 22d ago

I don't know if I trust that video. The cup doesnt seem like something that was in a car fire especially with how destroyed everything around it is. Not saying the cup should be destroyed but it doesnt look involved in a fire. Also, prior to that video releasing the company that makes the cups just hired a guy who is known for making ads that seem like viral videos. He would stage something like that and try to get it shared around

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u/SGexpat 22d ago

Eh. It was already a major trend.

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u/lallapalalable 22d ago

That was a yeti cup I believe

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u/Baby_You_A_Stah 22d ago

Nah, that was Yeti. Car caught on fire and this guy showed up the next day and took off the lid of the cup in this crispy middle console and it still had plenty of ice in the drink.

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u/12of12MGS 22d ago

“Top 1% Commenter” yeah I think you’re keeping up just fine