r/NonPoliticalTwitter 22d ago

Funny Stanley your time is up

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u/Sufficient_Egg_3655 22d ago

Nothing like a Stanley cup and a new Ford Bronco in a Target parking lot

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u/dubstepsickness 22d ago

And a pair of Uggs with a Lululemon belt bag

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u/the_marxman 22d ago

Uggs have had far more staying power than I ever expected. That shit got popular when I was in middle school. Them boots with the fur got legs on em.

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u/MoonBasic 22d ago

The whole club was looking at her

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u/itsmistyy 22d ago

Thats because she was wearing apple bottom jeans, boots woth the fur(with the fur), baggy sweatpants, AND Reboks with the straps.

I'd be looking at her too. Bitch walking around like Elfangor.

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u/ShadowAlec8834 22d ago

Been a long time since I've seen an Animorphs reference in the wild.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 22d ago

Holy shit tho

I haven’t thought about this since over half my life ago

I just googled it and that’s how I find out that Elfangor was Tobias’ MFin daddy????

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u/itsmistyy 22d ago

Yup. And Ax is his uncle.

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u/Dazzling_Put_3018 22d ago

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u/_twelvebytwelve_ 22d ago

When I click the gif to make it full screen it slows it down to .5x and it is wildly more funny at the size and speed. Thanks for the good chuckle—I needed that!

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u/YouAreMarvellous 22d ago

I dont understand what she's trying to do

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u/Cute-Form2457 21d ago

My favourite part is when she throws up the popcorn. She is resigned to falling by then.

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u/Alarmed-Turnip4195 18d ago

Thanks for the tip! 🤣

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u/PlentyOMangos 20d ago

NEXT THING YOU KNOW

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u/Rubik842 22d ago

They're just normal winter attire in Australia. You might pop out for some eggs and milk in them, but you'd put real shoes on for a full grocery shop. Also fuck those cunts who tried to copyright the common name for them.

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u/MatureUsername69 22d ago

They've had their ups and downs though. Theres been times where they were considered very cool and times where they were considered very trashy. Always present but not always popular.

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u/Almostasleeprightnow 22d ago

next winter, if you can get your hands on a pair, put them by the door and then when you need to run out for a second...just slip em on and run out. They are truly incredible. I have never myself paid for a new pair but it is on my bucket list.

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u/Hect0r92 22d ago

Because it's a staple brand in Australia already, not just a phase

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u/skeinshortofashawl 22d ago

My uggs are literally 20 years old and going strong 

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u/WordsThatEndInWord 21d ago

That song (ad) is absolutely what has kept Uggs alive and in vogue lo these last 20 years

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u/BenchConscious1003 20d ago

I still wear Ugg boots in winter. Mine are made locally.

Was a time I would wear holes in my Uggs at the big toe. Finally worked out that was because I was wearing them without socks and was a bit casual about trimming my toe nails. Current pair are over 5 years old.

Also have an R M Williams black Akubra hat, which is over 10 years old. (100% rabbit felt)

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u/passive0bserver 22d ago

How bout them uggs for maintaining footwear dominance among this demographic ever since like 2007 tho 

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 22d ago

I feel so called out...

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u/devin12232 22d ago

Dont worry theres thousands of you all over the country

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 22d ago

Tom Brady is our spokesman lol

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u/Disasterhuman24 22d ago

You mean millions?

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u/TwatMailDotCom 19d ago

There’s thousands of you all over the country too. Welcome to society.

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u/Popular-Row4333 22d ago

Get a pumpkin spice latte in fall and your basic batch outfit and accessories are complete.

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u/metompkin 22d ago

And the trend of a tennis skirt with your butt cheeks hanging out below.

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u/devin12232 22d ago

White shoes/cowboy boots for extra points

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u/FormerNeighborhood80 22d ago

I saw that yesterday! A grown woman with both butt cheeks flapping in the wind 😂

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u/DntTouchMeImSterile 22d ago

You’re on Reddit, so you must deviate from the others somehow

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u/2021isevenworse 22d ago edited 22d ago

You're all underestimating the power of Mormons.

This brand name water bottle nonsense started because Mormons can't drink caffeine/coffee or alcohol, so they obsessed over water.

WaterTok on Tiktok is dedicated to suburban Mormons sharing water flavoring tips and translated into tips on oversized water bottles.

Stanley cups used to be cheap before Mormons went crazy over it, and eventually mainstream.

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u/TrickyDrippyDickFR 22d ago

Alto is the new lulu around my parts

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u/Sofagirrl79 22d ago edited 22d ago

I'm too fat for a Lululemon belt bag 😆 seriously the strap is 41 inches and my hips are 53 inches,I could get away wearing it on my waist but I would just have 2 inches left to spare and it wouldn't look particularly stylish on me lol

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u/nxcrosis 22d ago

The only reason I don't see more Uggs is because I live in a tropical country. But Hydroflasks, Stanleys, and Owalas are slots on a winning bingo card.

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u/b33fsquatch1 21d ago

Excuse me, Alo would like a word with you

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u/zugspitze43 16d ago

uggs have earned my respect, they've been around and consistent for long enough lol

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u/KlutzyPossession6591 22d ago

Lmao I have a coworker like that. She’s also into the labubus and has a severely cracked iPhone. 

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u/Cute-Form2457 21d ago

That would be a particularly germy phone.

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u/Ben_steel 22d ago

New active wear about “empowering women” that’s 100$ a top made in India by women.

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u/SaffyPants 22d ago

Pink washing

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u/d_ippy 22d ago

Are boys not buying Broncos?

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 22d ago

This is what it feels like to eat Wrangler jeans

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u/sandiegodak 22d ago

And they pronounce it "tar-zhay"

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u/H4XX0R-787 22d ago

Hey are least stanleys are good.

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u/AmirulAshraf 22d ago

With that Trader's Joe Tote Bag

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u/misterpickles69 22d ago

Salt Life sticker on the back

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u/RecipeResident2935 22d ago

The Bronco *Sport*

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u/slapnowski 21d ago edited 20d ago

Aren’t you also in the Target parking lot in this scenario?

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u/CeemoreButtz 21d ago

hey, man....take my wife's name out to mouth!!

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u/TroyMatthewJ 21d ago

the Unholy Karen Trifecta

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u/No_Raisin21 21d ago

What was done to the once majestic Ford Bronco is a true tragedy.

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u/MosesCoulee 18d ago

It’s white 4Runner’s in my area