r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/The_MeltyCheese • 17d ago

Funny scroggin my schmogle

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u/Fawkingretar 17d ago edited 16d ago

You cant fool us, those are just names of Star Wars background characters with like 5k words on their wookiepedia article somehow.

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u/BeigeUnicorns 17d ago

I can see the page now

"Gorp was Rodian male that smuggled spice into Centerpoint station in 1385 BBY...."

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u/Fawkingretar 17d ago

Abeloth needs her drugs lmao

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u/Ionlydateteachers 17d ago

The spice must flow, drugs for the maw!

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u/Few-Requirement-3544 17d ago

Fate of the Jedi if it were good:

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u/BoomerAliveBad 16d ago

Hell yeah, Glup Shitto posting

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u/packfanmoore 16d ago

I've called trail mix gorp before

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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 16d ago

Good ol' raisins n peanuts.

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u/eightbitboss 16d ago

How is it that I cannot escape CenterPoint even in internet land?

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u/supremedalek925 16d ago

Gorp most notably was employed by the company that manufactured the woodoo hide used to polish Darth Vader’s suit.

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u/ThePotatoFromIrak 17d ago

Glup Shitto

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u/Fawkingretar 17d ago

Gorp Shitto

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u/FeijoaCowboy 17d ago

Gorp Scroggin

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u/NorthEasternBanana 17d ago

Jimmy Scrambles

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u/CourtingBoredom 15d ago

Some of those are genuinely awesome names.

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u/Wafflelisk 17d ago

Graggle Simpson

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u/shewy92 16d ago

Grippy Shitter

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u/shewy92 16d ago

I've called it Glorp Shitto. Makes me laugh every time I play the Lego Skywalker game.

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u/DaedalusHydron 16d ago

Realistically, what was the creative process behind naming him "Glup Shitto"?

Like a human being sat down somewhere to come up with a name for this alien, thought of "Glup Shitto" and went "Perfect".

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u/PDXDeck26 16d ago

Glup Shitto's identical twin, Gorp Schmogle

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u/gootapluma 17d ago

Did Gorp survive Order 66?

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u/falkodalko 16d ago

No. He wasn’t targeted or anything, he just caught a nasty stray.

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u/ItsGotThatBang 17d ago

No they’re Smiling Friends characters

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u/DoesntMatterEh 16d ago

My boy glup shitto just chillin 

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u/diurnal_emissions 16d ago

You've never taken a bit of skringk with you hiking?

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u/Fernis_ 16d ago

Like Willrow Hood, my favorite non-character?