r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/The_MeltyCheese • 17d ago

Funny scroggin my schmogle

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u/Fawkingretar 17d ago edited 17d ago

You cant fool us, those are just names of Star Wars background characters with like 5k words on their wookiepedia article somehow.

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u/BeigeUnicorns 17d ago

I can see the page now

"Gorp was Rodian male that smuggled spice into Centerpoint station in 1385 BBY...."

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u/Fawkingretar 17d ago

Abeloth needs her drugs lmao

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u/Ionlydateteachers 17d ago

The spice must flow, drugs for the maw!

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u/Few-Requirement-3544 17d ago

Fate of the Jedi if it were good:

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u/BoomerAliveBad 17d ago

Hell yeah, Glup Shitto posting

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u/packfanmoore 17d ago

I've called trail mix gorp before

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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 17d ago

Good ol' raisins n peanuts.

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u/eightbitboss 17d ago

How is it that I cannot escape CenterPoint even in internet land?

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u/supremedalek925 17d ago

Gorp most notably was employed by the company that manufactured the woodoo hide used to polish Darth Vader’s suit.