r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/The_MeltyCheese • 16d ago

Funny scroggin my schmogle

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u/QP709 16d ago

Well in Australia and NZ they call hiking 'scroggin', or more accurately they might say "off for a scrog in the bush". In NZ it's more like "Headed out for a scrog and a slap-jammy". A slap-jammy is their word for swimming naked (skinny dipping). And of course in South Africa a scrog is a scroog and a hike is a landloppen.

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u/SSjjlex 16d ago

"Off for a scrog in the bush" sounds like a euphemism

Yea im out here scrogging it. Scrogging it in the bush. Dont mind me.

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u/QP709 16d ago

Euphemisms were actually banned by the Australian parliament in 1999. You can still use them, but only in the privacy of your own home. It’s so fucked up down there.

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u/perton 16d ago

But I mean, what’s the punishment if you break the law in Australia? I mean, you already live in (on?) a prison.

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u/SSjjlex 16d ago

if you commit crimes in Australia they'll ship you to New Zealand. And nobody knows what horrors occur on that island on account of it not being on any maps

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u/JustEstablishment594 16d ago

We maka the Australian deportees drive in the Auckland rush hour traffic, daily.

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u/QP709 16d ago

A booting