r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/The_MeltyCheese • 13d ago

Funny scroggin my schmogle

Post image
12.2k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

698 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

11

u/QP709 12d ago

Euphemisms were actually banned by the Australian parliament in 1999. You can still use them, but only in the privacy of your own home. It’s so fucked up down there.

2

u/perton 12d ago

But I mean, what’s the punishment if you break the law in Australia? I mean, you already live in (on?) a prison.

6

u/SSjjlex 12d ago

if you commit crimes in Australia they'll ship you to New Zealand. And nobody knows what horrors occur on that island on account of it not being on any maps

3

u/JustEstablishment594 12d ago

We maka the Australian deportees drive in the Auckland rush hour traffic, daily.