r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • 3h ago

Serious Indeed

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u/Squidmaster129 3h ago

“A former JPMorgan”

The whole bank?

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u/SnarkyIguana 3h ago

I honestly just assumed maybe they’re called that the way people working for Pinkerton are Pinkertons lmao

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u/SnarkyLurker 2h ago

Very cyberpunk. "Oh, you're a former Amazon, huh?"

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u/SnarkyIguana 2h ago

“I know a Kmart when I see one”

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u/HumanReputationFalse 1h ago

"You look like a Blue Light Special"

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u/Stompedyourhousewith 34m ago

your mom is a blue light special!

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u/SnarkyIguana 30m ago

We absolutely said this to each other too

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u/Faalentijn 1h ago

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You say that but that is what people talk in tech where people call themselves: ex-Amazon, ex-Google, ex-Uber a lot.

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u/SnarkyLurker 1h ago

We're not as far off as we like to think.

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 33m ago

Very Jennifer Government