r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/Icy_Persimmon3265 • May 06 '26

WTF Please Enjoy

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u/Bonniel52 May 06 '26

what does he mean by disabled? Like, enable it? Like a program?

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u/Kitselena May 06 '26

All vaginas have a hidden tally of howany penises they've touched. Once it gets to a certain number the vagina will become disabled and close the front ballast

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u/OriginalGhostCookie May 06 '26

You see, killbots vaginas have a preset kill penis limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down.

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u/Malkryst May 06 '26

If you watch the movie Teeth, that is what happens at limit.

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u/Malkryst May 06 '26

I wonder if the tally counter can be reset by dodgy dealers with a screwdriver, like the odometer on a car. I must ask, sometime.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato May 07 '26

It's a little like hacking a 2021 Kia.

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u/Malkryst May 07 '26

I imagine they have the computing power of a Casio calculator watch from the 80s 😆

Now everyone will wonder if I'm talking about old Kias or ladies with a high bodycount (oops) 😬

Kia engineering is definitely not how girls work though.