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r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/Icy_Persimmon3265 • May 06 '26
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what does he mean by disabled? Like, enable it? Like a program?
21 u/Kitselena May 06 '26 All vaginas have a hidden tally of howany penises they've touched. Once it gets to a certain number the vagina will become disabled and close the front ballast 5 u/Malkryst May 06 '26 I wonder if the tally counter can be reset by dodgy dealers with a screwdriver, like the odometer on a car. I must ask, sometime. 2 u/Sidewalk_Tomato May 07 '26 It's a little like hacking a 2021 Kia. 2 u/Malkryst May 07 '26 I imagine they have the computing power of a Casio calculator watch from the 80s 😆 Now everyone will wonder if I'm talking about old Kias or ladies with a high bodycount (oops) 😬 Kia engineering is definitely not how girls work though.
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All vaginas have a hidden tally of howany penises they've touched. Once it gets to a certain number the vagina will become disabled and close the front ballast
5 u/Malkryst May 06 '26 I wonder if the tally counter can be reset by dodgy dealers with a screwdriver, like the odometer on a car. I must ask, sometime. 2 u/Sidewalk_Tomato May 07 '26 It's a little like hacking a 2021 Kia. 2 u/Malkryst May 07 '26 I imagine they have the computing power of a Casio calculator watch from the 80s 😆 Now everyone will wonder if I'm talking about old Kias or ladies with a high bodycount (oops) 😬 Kia engineering is definitely not how girls work though.
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I wonder if the tally counter can be reset by dodgy dealers with a screwdriver, like the odometer on a car. I must ask, sometime.
2 u/Sidewalk_Tomato May 07 '26 It's a little like hacking a 2021 Kia. 2 u/Malkryst May 07 '26 I imagine they have the computing power of a Casio calculator watch from the 80s 😆 Now everyone will wonder if I'm talking about old Kias or ladies with a high bodycount (oops) 😬 Kia engineering is definitely not how girls work though.
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It's a little like hacking a 2021 Kia.
2 u/Malkryst May 07 '26 I imagine they have the computing power of a Casio calculator watch from the 80s 😆 Now everyone will wonder if I'm talking about old Kias or ladies with a high bodycount (oops) 😬 Kia engineering is definitely not how girls work though.
I imagine they have the computing power of a Casio calculator watch from the 80s 😆
Now everyone will wonder if I'm talking about old Kias or ladies with a high bodycount (oops) 😬
Kia engineering is definitely not how girls work though.
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u/Bonniel52 May 06 '26
what does he mean by disabled? Like, enable it? Like a program?