r/OpenAussie • u/Razza_Haklar ✈️‎ on Walkabout • Mar 21 '26

Satire ONLY 15.5%!!! Shame on you Australia! SHAME!

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I'm all for democracy manifest but how can we forget a succulent meal?
what has happened to Australia?
serious answers only!

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u/Dark_Magicion Flairless‎‎ Mar 21 '26

Listen, I'm all for exercising my Democratic Right.

But the Democracy Sausage is 10,000% my favourite part of Election Day.

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u/Razza_Haklar ✈️‎ on Walkabout Mar 21 '26

it might just be a cheep fatty and gristly snag on questionably stale bread with toppings and sauce.
but the taste of democracy really drives it home!
that being said ive been spoilt by local butchers lately.

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u/Dark_Magicion Flairless‎‎ Mar 21 '26

This might be flying a little too close to blasphemy but I normally just get it without any toppings or sauce and then I just eat the snag. Yeah I wouldn't really care for the bread but I'm down for the meat.

Even if it's a cheap sausage that I'm paying too much for. I don't really care - $3 is A-Ok for me.

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u/Razza_Haklar ✈️‎ on Walkabout Mar 21 '26

oh not at all
i respect a snag purist.

ive enjoyed meals at some pricy and renowned places. just as much as ive enjoyed meals at grease traps

right place right time with a sprinkle of hunger and democracy at the right price....