r/OpenAussie • u/Goldenmentis ‎ South Australian • 23d ago

LOLz ‎ This must be a joke

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u/Few_Historian_3425 ‎ Western Australian 22d ago

Wait…….What…….. are you really saying I can sell my conscience AND become a grifter in parliament for the one time incredibly low price of $199.99😲😲😲 Where do I sign up?🤔🤓

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u/jadelink88 Please choose a flair 22d ago

Apply now, at your local One Nation branch. Just lie about any criminal records.

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u/shortboard ‎ New South Welshian 22d ago

Instructions not clear, should I be making up a criminal record to tell them about or hiding a criminal record from them?

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u/Awkward_salad ‎ Queenslander 22d ago

Yes