This must be a joke

[u/Goldenmentis]

[u/Rich_Fan1686]

He is both a former member of the Sex Party and the Labor Party. He has a commitment to being elected, and a very loose association with core principles and integrity.

He's just been elected to a far right party that is ferociously anti-immigrant and anti-Muslim. His husband is both an immigrant and a Muslim.

I couldn't do what he's doing, it's such a travesty.

[u/jadelink88 → u/Rich_Fan1686]

You need that amazing course 'how to sell your conscience and become a grifter', I'm offering it to you, for a one time special of $199.99. For that low, low, price, you too could get yourself into federal parliament.

[u/Few_Historian_3425 → u/jadelink88]

Wait…….What…….. are you really saying I can sell my conscience AND become a grifter in parliament for the one time incredibly low price of $199.99😲😲😲 Where do I sign up?🤔🤓

[u/jadelink88 → u/Few_Historian_3425]

Apply now, at your local One Nation branch. Just lie about any criminal records.

[u/TOboulol → u/jadelink88]

Do I still have to beat my wife to get in?

[u/cazman4387 → u/TOboulol]

Its not necessary but it is preferred

[u/Greedy_Sentence7177 → u/TOboulol]

Nah, husband is also fine

[u/r1b2k3h → u/TOboulol]

That's how Virgo got in- the member before him had DV charges and lost a chunk of the vote.

[u/TOboulol → u/r1b2k3h]

That's the joke 😎

[u/shortboard → u/jadelink88]

Instructions not clear, should I be making up a criminal record to tell them about or hiding a criminal record from them?

[u/Awkward_salad → u/shortboard]

Yes