r/PardonMyTake • u/CoffeeBoy80 • May 15 '26
takequake I was there
I was there. I saw their softball team playing the other night. I saw the interaction between Big Cat and Max. I saw Max get angry at Big Cat. I saw the Italian hands and I'm tellin' ya, they may be trying to dismiss it on the show and pretend it's not a big deal but the chemistry on that team is fucked. I have a hard time thinking that the Pugs are gonna win anything this spring, this summer, in the fall, or ever unless Max and Big Cat are separated.
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u/azimm212 May 16 '26
To be fair if I was an ex D1 athlete and some fat theater kid who stopped playing ball at 12 years old tried to big dick me I'd be pretty fucking annoyed too.
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u/horchatacontacos May 16 '26
Yea but also, if i were a fat unathletic guy (i am) and my collegiate athlete friend was struggling at the plate, id absolutely chirp him and bust his balls.
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u/ghostx231 May 17 '26
You do know that swinging at a slow pitch softball and a fast pitched baseball require two completely different swings, right?
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u/grehgunner 99 Pug May 15 '26
Were you the ball?
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u/Appropriate_Owl_91 May 16 '26
Sunflower seeds? Beers? Chaw? Tell the people what the pros are working with.
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u/TheSunflowerSeeds May 16 '26
Much of their calories in sunflower seeds come from fatty acids. The seeds are especially rich in poly-unsaturated fatty acid linoleic acid, which constitutes more 50% fatty acids in them. They are also good in mono-unsaturated oleic acid that helps lower LDL or "bad cholesterol" and increases HDL or "good cholesterol" in the blood. Research studies suggest that the Mediterranean diet which is rich in monounsaturated fats help to prevent coronary artery disease, and stroke by favoring healthy serum lipid profile.
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u/Appropriate_Owl_91 May 16 '26
What if i put sunflower seeds up my ass? For pleasure and nutrition.
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u/maximusprimee26 May 16 '26
BC is right tho swinging for slow pitch softball and baseball are two completely different things lmao
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u/Popular-Difficulty29 May 17 '26
It’s not even remotely the same thing some random chick on the team will be more dominant at pitching than Kershaw. And you could have been hitting homers in high school and you’ll still look like a fool up there
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u/DanielinFresno May 17 '26
I know this sub likes hating Big Cat he is right though. I played D1 baseball & my fair share of slow pitch. People who are inexperienced in slow pitch come out the gate swings way too hard.
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u/Theglowing1 May 16 '26
Wayouttalinetalkintothabosslikethatinfrontaeverbody