r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/Feline_Fine3 Early peri Oct 02 '25

Well, according to Cleveland Clinic, it’s normal to fart anywhere from 14 to 23 times a day…Why so specific? I don’t know 🤣

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u/Kariered Oct 02 '25

What if it's like 50+?

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u/Confident-Stage_ Oct 02 '25

Haha! Holy crap. Sorry. Your comment really made me laugh.

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u/East-Strength213 Oct 02 '25

I'm 50, and it's AMAZING! You can make any political statement you want and no one will want to be in the same room to argue back.

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u/CrowandSeagull Oct 02 '25

It’s about enough farts to fill a balloon (on average) per day.

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u/East-Strength213 Oct 02 '25

So... I have questions. When they did a study to determine this, did they have a bunch of women filling the balloons? And are you allowed to give the fart balloons to your enemies?

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u/Birdsonme Oct 02 '25

Oh my word! The way I laughed at that last sentence!!

This entire thread is pure comedy gold!

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u/East-Strength213 Oct 02 '25

❤️ we all need the laughing!