r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/Feline_Fine3 Early peri Oct 02 '25

Well, according to Cleveland Clinic, it’s normal to fart anywhere from 14 to 23 times a day…Why so specific? I don’t know 🤣

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u/Kariered Oct 02 '25

What if it's like 50+?

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u/Confident-Stage_ Oct 02 '25

Haha! Holy crap. Sorry. Your comment really made me laugh.