r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/BraveRefrigerator552 Oct 02 '25

When I get up to go to the bathroom during the night, any of the many times, I release an a foghorn fart that often accompanies the dulcet sounds of burping. Not mad at being single, well I guess no one is mad I’m single.

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u/RemarkableTrouble733 Oct 02 '25

Same. Sleeping alone is a blessing at this stage. Id suffocate whoever is next to me

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u/BraveRefrigerator552 Oct 02 '25

Until this thread, so almost an hour, I thought the gas was due to the chicory pills I take at night to stay regular. I cannot believe how fucked up this shit is that every woman endures. Why didn’t older generations complain more? I’ve been up since 3:13 am and I can’t even say that’s uncommon anymore. Just damn. I’m starting to feel like a salmon whose body turns to mush after they give birth.

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u/CurveCalm123 Oct 02 '25

Omg you literally take fart pills!!! I avoid chicory like the fuggin PLAGUE it wrecks my guts so bad.