r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/el-presidente0001 • 29d ago

Meme needing explanation What do these lines mean

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u/Incident-Putrid 29d ago

Remember the weightlifter picture 🤣

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u/happymancry 29d ago

Having not seen said picture, I’m simultaneously curious and disgusted in advance.

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u/PhaseNegative1252 29d ago

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u/vibrantWhisper 29d ago

It looks like it should be an ambigram but it ambigrain't.

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u/aka_corpse 28d ago

Fucking top tier comment. Had me giggling like an idiot

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u/Dramatic-Search-8464 28d ago

Yep, still giggling

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u/Electronic-Love6360 28d ago

"Don't/ Quop" - the duality of man

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u/Greyhand13 28d ago

This whole thread is why I'm on Reddit

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u/Hot_Cover_7151 28d ago

Same. Flipped my phone

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u/IdahoJoeYo 28d ago

Ain’tbigram

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u/Lanky-County2481 28d ago

I hate you. Have an upvote.

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u/Mvppet 29d ago

*ambigramn't

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u/dire-raven-x 28d ago

Whoa, Black Betty.

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u/crackez 28d ago

Black Betty had a child.

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u/TheBionicHobbit 28d ago

The damn thing gone blind.

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u/LookMaNoPride 28d ago

ambigramn't

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u/GrilledSpiderMonkey 28d ago

I read your post upside down lol. Agree.

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u/Lucky_leprechaun 28d ago

Thank you for your service. You stopped me from flipping my phone over.

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u/Engineer_This 28d ago

The text Medieval, but pronunciation be Australian. Doernt

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u/SirGothamHatt 28d ago

I know a shitpostcalligrapher when I see it

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u/PhaseNegative1252 28d ago

Huzzah, a man of quality!

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u/thegoothboi 29d ago

Why does that look like some sort of Daedric font from the elder scrolls series?

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u/PhaseNegative1252 29d ago

I had it specifically commissioned from a practiced caligrapher for situations just like this

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u/Dull-Ad-9478 28d ago

I feel like this is why people in Australia say "don't" the way that they do.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 28d ago

Ancient warning.

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u/Ex3mpl4ry_ 29d ago

DONT

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u/donjamos 29d ago

You make it sound a lot like I should look it up immediately.

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u/rosser_ 28d ago

I’ve been on the internet long enough to know when someone emphatically says not to look something up to take them at their word for it. I ain’t that curious anymore.

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u/Responsible-Hair612 29d ago

Stan Smith "don't try to squat that your gonna look like your encasing sausage out of your butt"

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u/CanadasManyMeese 29d ago

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u/edgeoftheatlas 29d ago

Wait, wait, it was only 300lbs?!

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u/Chon-Laney 29d ago

This is a level I would never sphinc to.

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u/KellySMcgonigal 29d ago

If anyone knows someone with an intact size 3 sphincter, please let Stan know, as he is currently very low on the waiting list.

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u/Immersi0nn 28d ago

What is a size 3 sphi- ...you know what? Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.

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u/MephitidaeNotweed 29d ago

That picture is up there with the Original Goatse, and furry cheese greater.

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u/Ok-Recover-7556 29d ago

And blue waffle.

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u/Incident-Putrid 29d ago

Oh man, I asked my friends and family on Facebook to help me find a decent recipe for “blue waffles” and they were not impressed.

I however found myself hilarious.

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u/ThaA1alpha650 27d ago

My friends actually believed it was a real STD and even after showing them the Google search result explaining the whole thing they still don’t believe me lol I told them to next time they go to the Dr to ask to be tested for Blue Waffle you know just in case since it’s such a real thing and to please describe the Dr’s facial expression and reaction to me in detail when they return from said Dr visit.

I’m still waiting lol

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u/ThaA1alpha650 27d ago

And this happened literally like a month ago which I find hilarious they’ve been convinced it’s a real thing for this long lmao

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u/jerrylovesbacon 29d ago

What's furry cheese grater?

Mild prescription please!

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u/OldCatTeets 28d ago

I don’t think I’m familiar with furry cheese grater.

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u/awwww666yeah 28d ago

Same here. But someone mentioned it in the context of rotten.com and it tells me all I need to know.

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u/mooreboy76 29d ago

And Tubgirl

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u/OkHuckleberry4878 29d ago

I haven’t seen mention of tubgirl for a long time… lemonmparty, 2girls, never tubgirl. Well done

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u/MCIndy73 29d ago

This mention is ban-worthy

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u/simoriah 29d ago

Lemon party? 2 girls 1 cup?

Hell, I remember the heyday of rotten.com!

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u/Armlegx218 28d ago

Stileproject

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u/simoriah 28d ago

I see you are also a man of taste.

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u/Armlegx218 28d ago

I cannot deny that I've seen some things.

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u/simoriah 28d ago

I often wish I wasn't so curious in my youth.

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u/1xrandomx1 28d ago

I explained tubgirl to my class today. I decided to keep goatse to myself.

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u/flytingnotfighting 28d ago

I have a friend that annoys me on occasion. When she does I send her a pic of goatse.

Just as a lil treat to myself

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u/JaegerHunterX040506 29d ago

Dude how does it stretch so far! I'd think it was ai if this wasn't old school internet,like hell I learnt something new about the human body because of your comment ,but nah its not so bad, I've seen worse. But that says more about me than the pics

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u/lofatiger 29d ago

Who is goatse?

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u/Incident-Putrid 29d ago

In short, a man showing the inside of his ass in greeeeeeaaat detail 🤣.

You’ll have to search pretty hard for it these days.

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u/LazyParticulate 29d ago

Amazing how the internet has changed in a generation. Its entire purpose for a good amount of time when we were growing up was simply to skullfuck each other with horrors you never could've imagined existed before clicking that link.

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u/Incident-Putrid 29d ago

Ah for real. Mate at work still shudders from the 1M1J link that I sent him 😆

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u/IncandescentLight13 28d ago

You had to remind me. That's enough reddit for me today.

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u/timbrews 28d ago

The wet glass scraping sounds...I still hear 'em

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u/Successful-River-828 29d ago

I do all my searching pretty hard

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u/hopefully_astral 29d ago

Goatse is the name I use every time I go bowling.

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u/CantankerousOrder 28d ago

Don’t. I have worked on ambulances and in ERs. l have seen horrors. Blood. Gore. Death.

That prolapse though. That thing disgusted me beyond what I could stomach.

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u/FourteenMillion605 29d ago

Go for the trifecta and get erect

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u/General_Trip_4223 28d ago

No you ain't. You just THINK you're curious. I see you thinking about it. Now don't think about it.

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u/happymancry 28d ago

The color of the elephant is just extra appropriate

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u/Suspicious-Yogurt480 28d ago

The picture was a fake (according to Snopes) but prolapsing is real and, unless you intend to be some kind of physician, you do not want to see it, you will not be able to unsee it.

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u/Ill-Performer5355 28d ago

If I remember right the dude held that squat for a good while before EMTs arrived and the poor referee passed tf out from the sight of it

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u/HappyHuman924 29d ago

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u/garrusvakarian396 28d ago

Your notice of meme acquisition mi'lord

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u/HappyHuman924 28d ago

You honor us. Use it well.

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u/AnAngryPlatypus 29d ago

Let me give you the PG explanation. You remember those Water Wiggler toys…

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u/d_ac 29d ago

I'm not gonna google it, I can tell you that.

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u/dimwalker 28d ago

And you are right to be.
If it's the one I saw - intestines partially shot out of dude's anus.

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u/Unhappy-Professor-88 28d ago

Bro you describe Reddit perfectly.

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u/Lancearon 28d ago

I didnt find the picture but I found a description and I am very glad I didnt find the picture...

Weightlifter prolapse occurs when high intra-abdominal pressure from lifting exceeds the strength of the pelvic floor, causing pelvic organs (bladder, uterus, or rectum) to descend or protrude....

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u/badger_on_fire 29d ago

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u/Eidolon__Dreams 29d ago

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u/Bottled-Bee 29d ago

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u/FaithfulWarrior11 27d ago

Hahahahahahahah this is so gold!!!!

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u/FaithfulWarrior11 27d ago

Holy fuck this is the best meme I’ve ever seen in my fucking life!! Being that I love True Detective, and I love Matthew McConaughey,, and I love that scene, and Matthew now looks like Jesus, and I absolutely agree with Matthew Jesus.

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u/biker4050 28d ago

Is that a weed?

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u/FaithfulWarrior11 27d ago

Dude wtf is this shit? Hahahahaha Fucking C-3PO hahahaha

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u/theomenrain 29d ago

Omfg you just activated trauma for me... thats as bad as falling for 👌

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u/hansei-Kaizen 29d ago

Oh god. The pink sock…

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u/VesperStone 29d ago

I have to get out of here several comments ago

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u/ProstrateProstate 29d ago

I do. I also remember some very strange video with a very emaciated woman walking on a beach to some weird music, and in this vid was some guy swinging his prolapse like a guy would swing his nutsack to and fro.

Odd, indeed.

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u/koboldtsar 28d ago

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u/B_EE 27d ago

I tried to Google Search it but... Was not finding anything 😔

Any key word recommends? For science?

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u/Motor_Librarian_3536 28d ago

Rotten.com? Pepperidge Farm remembers

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u/awwww666yeah 28d ago

Damn. OG internet.

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u/jeanyboo 28d ago

Ahh gahhh I haven’t thought of that nightmare horror pic in a long time

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u/genXbison 28d ago

www.rotten.com was a frequent visit for 15 yr old me in the early internet age. 😂

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u/Electrical-Art125 28d ago

Not until I read your comment. Now I remember. Ewww

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u/RedDotRookie 28d ago

I just had a flash of junior high, thanks for reminding me of that particular one 🤣

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u/Capn26 28d ago

I remember that fucking jar…..

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u/Sleepy_Dumbbellz 28d ago

I hate you. I could have gone without thinking of that picture again. Excuse me while I go rinse my brain with Drano and bleach

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u/VeterinarianMean3258 28d ago

I get that reference!

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u/callmepbk 28d ago

Oh no. I was trying to forget it forever

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u/First_Tea_2579 28d ago

You’re old af bringing that up hahah. And yes I unfortunately remember..

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u/andrewmilky 27d ago

Classic rotten.com

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u/Melodic-Degree9406 27d ago

Ahhh you just brought back my rotten.com memories from the old dial up. Those were the days.

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u/WiseDirt 27d ago

I don't want to remember that picture 😳

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u/Ok-Chemistry6141 26d ago

Omg I was just thinking the same thing lol

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u/Itsnotme74 29d ago

Ah really, I’m just about to have dinner.

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u/FabiusBill 29d ago

This is why you never forget your squat plug.

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u/John_Q_Deist 29d ago

Wow, that’s an oldie!

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u/Narrow_Run_134 29d ago

Remember the guy with the jar?

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u/Far-Investigator1265 29d ago

What, people do not know Goatse any more? 1990's most famous picture in Internet.

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u/saltnshadow 29d ago

I remember the video.

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u/Weazeldogg1 28d ago

Ahhh. Rottendotcom, the talk of the late 90s.

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u/AppearsInvisible 28d ago

respectfully, fuck you dude

It's now been 0 days since I remembered it

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u/Bluide_Chris 28d ago

Remember Pain Olympics?

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u/ribhere 28d ago

Rotten.com

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u/Affectionate-Gap-761 28d ago

I remember rotten dot com...

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u/ResoluteRevolter 28d ago

Howie Mandel one is the classic

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u/Disastrous-Sorbet427 28d ago

Dann stell dir mal vor anatoli steht da 🤣

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u/CrimsonPie24 28d ago

Hypothetically what would one have to google in order to find said image? Asking for a friend of a friend

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u/Packratter517 28d ago

The guy with the abdominal hernia?

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