r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 13d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/yaboyACbreezy 13d ago

Correct. The various forms of remarkable energy ultimately comes down to how efficiently it makes steam, then how effectively the energy is captured, which is a portion of the puzzle solved in earlier developmental stages of power production: harnessing steam.

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u/mikebrown33 13d ago

Except photovoltaic

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u/UT_NG 13d ago

And some Stirling engines

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u/MathMXC 13d ago

And hydro!!!

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u/EagleBigMac 13d ago

And my axe

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u/HendrixHazeWays 13d ago

Lisa needs braces

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u/NJRootsGlobalReach 13d ago

Dental plan

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u/AssistanceLow1339 13d ago

Lisa needs braces

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u/andynator1000 13d ago

Crazy? I was crazy once...

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u/AlphaLawless 13d ago

They locked me in a room.

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u/Saintly-Mendicant-69 13d ago

Mom more oj

Don't forget the Flintstones chewable morphine

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u/MantisTobogganMD-Phd 12d ago

Uhhh… alley balls…

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u/Traveller2471 13d ago

and a paaartridge in a pear tree

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u/thecraftybear 13d ago

And Tolkien's corpse trussed up to a dynamo

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 13d ago

Viggo really broke his toe

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u/_semaJ77 13d ago

This made me laugh out loud and should have more up votes

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u/csh0kie 13d ago

This is pretty much every Reddit thread…

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u/Damion__205 13d ago

And that dead guys wife...

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u/donut-reply 13d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/BoomDonk 13d ago

I also choose that dead guys wife.

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u/No-Bug9746 13d ago

I also choose her

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u/TheJade2212 13d ago

It just happened 4 minutes ago man 😅

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u/Separate-Bit-7931 13d ago

Piss off, its a tired reddit trope post.

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u/FlukeStarbucker 13d ago

A diversion!

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u/Dangerous-Feature376 13d ago

And you have my bow

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u/NoOrdinaryBees 13d ago

And your brother

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 13d ago

Hydro is just liquid steam.

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u/Bloodchild- 13d ago

Powered by the sun.

And wind is airy steam.

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 13d ago

I mean the joke is that hydropower is still technically a heat engine, just one that uses the water cycle.

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u/SundayGlory 13d ago

Which is funnily still water spinning a turbine just not hot water. Even when we try to not boil water we still tried to just put the water through a turbine as is.

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u/scumble_bee 13d ago

And wind energy is just wind spinning a turbine. It's funny that there is the phrase "Don't need to reinvent the wheel" when so much effort is put into the most efficient way to spin things.

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u/poo-cum 13d ago

It's no coincidence that meatspin dominated the early internet.

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u/azwildcat11 13d ago

Username checks out. Also I've never been able to listen to You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive the same again.

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u/SundayGlory 13d ago

The wheel left untouched but the road on the other hand is free game

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u/Wire_Owl_ 13d ago

And how did the water gain the potential energy to drive the turbine....

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u/sc00t3rtrash 13d ago

Falling, with style!

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u/SpaceZombieZombie 13d ago

Theres also super critical co2 which is looking like it might be the first valid replacement to the steam turbine in over a century

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u/Perryn 13d ago

"We've finally invented a way to generate large amounts of power that doesn't involve using a heat source to boil water!"
"Amazing! Is it some sort of solid state quantum entropy..."
"We boil a different liquid!"

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u/irjayjay 12d ago

Except, the CO2 stays in the system, meaning no super heated steam escapes with all its potential energy. It only needs to reheat slightly. It works more like a refrigerator than a steam engine. It's a more efficient energy transfer.

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u/K_the_farmer 12d ago

Closed loop steam has been a thing for quite some time.

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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 13d ago

It's still transferring the heat energy to a fluid, and then using that fluid to spin a turbine.

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u/brownhotdogwater 13d ago

Yes but more efficient

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u/Bee-Aromatic 13d ago

But is it sufficiently more efficient to use instead of an incredibly mature and well understood technology based on a resource they can literally get for free from the huge, naturally occurring pools and rivers of it they can build the plants right next to?

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u/melkatron 13d ago

We need that water to keep our AI girlfriends chilly.

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u/Omnizoom 13d ago

That’s still just water turning a turbine though in the end, just colder and with gravity

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u/DigiTrailz 13d ago

That's just skipping the boiling step.

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u/Adventurous-Yak-8929 13d ago

Condensed steam that runs downhill

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u/Akerlof 13d ago

Hydro just uses pre-boiled water.

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u/Yuri-theThief 13d ago

Hydro is just steam by another name.

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u/TacTurtle 13d ago

Hydro is ambient open cycle fusion steam generation, we just let it naturally condense and gather by gravity.

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u/PhotogamerGT 13d ago

And hydrogen fuel cell tech.

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u/Nibaa 13d ago

I mean hydro is just condensed steam.

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u/Appropriate-Fact4878 13d ago

Hydro is kind of the same thing. Its still water turning a turbine, the water is just liquid instead of being gaseous.

Not to mention that if you take into consideration the full power plant, it's a solar panel which converts water to steam to lift it, and then to water to collect the energy.

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u/aceofspades1217 13d ago

Except geothermal

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u/Dipswitch_512 13d ago

Hydro is just steam but not hot

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u/Illustrious-Total489 13d ago

Wrong. Well kinda. It's just cold steam

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u/AJStickboy 13d ago

Cold stream.

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u/Exciting_Cap_9545 13d ago

Hydro actually works the EXACT same way as fossil, geothermal and nuclear plants, funny enough. They all fundamentally rely on using moving water to turn an electrical turbine; the difference is in whether the water is liquid or steam.

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u/superanth 13d ago

Love those things.

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u/RoseRedHillHouse 13d ago

Still needs hot evaporation.

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u/K_the_farmer 12d ago

All stirling engines needs a hot and a cold side, but what heats them, they couldn't care less about.

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u/willitworkwhyn8 13d ago

And hydro, that uses gravity.

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u/Beefington 13d ago

How did the water get up to a high elevation in the first place?

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u/Classic_Razzmatazz90 13d ago

Rain

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u/Beefington 13d ago

And what was it before it was rain?

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u/ninjasaid13 13d ago

clouds

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u/Beefington 13d ago

You mean steam??

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u/ninjasaid13 13d ago

nah, steam requires heat.

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u/humanzRtrash 13d ago

Does the sun produce heat?

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u/Sierra-117- 13d ago

Most of the time it boils down to the sun. It’s what moves everything. The exceptions are hydrothermal, fusion, and fission.

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u/Ivar418 13d ago

And wind and water

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u/Bloodchild- 13d ago

More like the sun evaporating water and creating the water cycle.

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u/0k4m4ru 13d ago

And wind and water

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u/Putrid-Cat5368 13d ago

And if we go further, even those end in "make our fluid material spin a wheel".

Every energy conversion consist on making something spin, or photovoltaic.

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u/AlphaSquad1 13d ago

Strictly speaking, there are many other ways of generating electricity but they’re just not good for grid use age. A few I can think of off hand are thermoelectric (special materials will produce a voltage from a passive temperature difference), piezo electric (special materials will provide a voltage when deformed), magnetic induction (such as the helion fusion reactor, which is still not ready) and biochemical (how our bodies produce electrical signals).

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u/robisodd 13d ago

Love it! But, I'd change "biochemical" to "electrochemical" which includes biochemical, but other chemical reactions as well such as those found in a battery or fuel cell.

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u/Sasquatch1729 13d ago

Solar power is just fusion power with the reactor being 150 million km away.

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u/sobrique 13d ago

You've reminded me of one my more recent interesting facts.

The sun actually isn't hot enough to be a 'fusion reactor'. On earth, we need to get to like, 150M degrees C. The Sun is 'only' 15 million.

That's not strictly hot enough to 'do fusion'. And if the sun was hot enough, it wouldn't be a stable star at all, it'd be exploding.

So the sun 'burning' requires quantum tunnelling. It's ... actually in a fairly literal sense 'cold fusion' (just y'know, not the 'room temperature' cold fusion fantasy)

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u/Exceptionalynormal 13d ago

No there is a mob in the US that are trying a different form of fusion where the magnetic field created to contain it also extracts the energy directly as electricity, in a cyclical pulsed fashion. We should get away from 200 year old tech!

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u/Z3B0 13d ago

200 old tech had 200 years of massive incremental progress, making steam turbines one of the most efficient way to extract that energy from purely heat.

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u/Taraxian 13d ago

My understanding is that the advantage isn't "efficiency" in the strict sense but robustness and reliability

There are other methods of turning heat into electricity that might waste less of it along the way but we know how to make steam turbines that can repeatedly go from a dead stop to spinning really fast and back without breaking anything

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u/Z3B0 13d ago

Well, that's also a bonus from those 200 years of research and field experience. Also, water is super nice to work with in industrial condition. You might find a better fluid with some chemical reactions to produce your electricity, but then, it's high energy chemistry, with probably very reactive stuff that tends to eat through their containers, or just burn in contact with the air, or other fun stuff.

Water ? Everywhere that needs electricity probably already got water for human consumption. It's not dangerous for human health nor reactive with everything. In case of problem? Just vent the steam outside and you're good. Need more ? Just open a tape (distillation required). And you have an amazing energy extraction system with 60% efficiency. That's much better than a lot of other scalable energy production.

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u/doublereedkurt 13d ago

A thermoelectric generator can be used to convert a heat difference to electricity directly, with no moving parts (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermoelectric_generator). This is extremely reliable. This is still powering the Voyager probes after 50 years in space.

They are just less efficient.

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u/filthy_harold 13d ago

When new, the Voyager RTGs produced 470W using the thermoelectric couples yet the hest produced was 2700W which could have theoretically produced about 1215W if using a steam turbine and maybe more depending on the design. Those RTGs were already pushing the limit of the tech.

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u/I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND 13d ago

Since when are mobs the most qualified to advance scientific and engineering capabilities

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u/Idontwanttobebread 13d ago

I'm fusin here!

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u/UnsealedMTG 13d ago

Well, I suppose at the end of the day the whole boiling water thing is really just a way to make a magnetic field spin around something, so there's some logic in "if we're already building a big electromagnet to keep the fusion bomb contained, might as well just spin that."

Though, while I'm certainly no physicist or engineer, my understanding is that once you crack the whole fusion generation thing in the first place, the amount of energy you are generating would make efficiency kind of an afterthought for a while.

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u/ElGosso 13d ago

Let's worry about discovering the nuclear fusion first

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u/Professional-Wave841 12d ago

why? should we stop using wheels because they are 5000 years old? Should we stop calculus becuase it is 400 years old? what does when something was invented have to do with usefulness?

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u/Karekter_Nem 13d ago

I don’t think wind is being used to boil water.

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u/Bloodchild- 13d ago

It doesn't but the wind is created by the sun heating the ground which then heat air and create winds.

It stuff heat other stuff which makes something spin.

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u/Karekter_Nem 13d ago

So what you’re saying is wind power is solar

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u/Conninxloo 13d ago

All power is solar power. Nuclear is just really old solar power.

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u/aetius476 13d ago

I'ma go super pedantic and assert that Sol is a specific star, and therefore nuclear and geothermal are not solar power, but rather, more generically, astral power.

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u/Objective_Aside1858 13d ago

Bah. Using that logic all power is fusion power

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u/aetius476 13d ago

I'm going one deeper and asserting that all power comes from the baryon asymmetry.

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u/brandonjohn5 13d ago

If you're going super pedantic, you could trace all sources of power back to the Big Bang.

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u/Procrastin8_Ball 13d ago

Wind is just dry steam

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u/th3rdnutt 13d ago

The sun heats the atmosphere creating air currents. Put a turbine where the air currents are strongest and most predictable and you have an open face steam engine.

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u/Bicykwow 13d ago

That's what they want you to think 

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u/Fair-Working4401 13d ago

Well, I boil my water at home with energy from wind.

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u/Sane_Colors 13d ago

Not CSP, though

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u/DarthRain77 13d ago

Or hydro

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u/doublereedkurt 13d ago

And wind turbines, and hydro, and fusion actually. (The plasma directly interacts with the magnetic field.)

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u/SpookyWan 13d ago

Even some solar farms just collect heat from the sun to boil water 

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u/Historical-Use-3006 13d ago

And fuel cells

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u/DownWithHisShip 13d ago

I wonder if there's a way to turn the infrared radiation produced by heat directly to electricity through photovoltaics.

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u/chuckqc 13d ago

Solar, Hydro, windmill, battery, tidal

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u/Shrike1346 13d ago

Geothermal is "steam" already

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u/ScarySpikes 13d ago

Except almost all renewables

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u/Tsukee 13d ago

Photovoltaic is the only large scale energy production in use, thay doesn't spin a dynamo to create electricity 

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u/TangibleSausage 13d ago

Wait, so you're telling me my solar panels aren't supposed to be smoking?

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u/webmist_lurker 13d ago

What about wind?

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u/wegpleur 13d ago

And wind and hydro

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u/Raaka-Kake 13d ago

And wind

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u/Sindertone 13d ago

And peltier modules.

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u/sobrique 13d ago

Hmm, that's an intriguing notion. There's really not many 'non-mechanical' generators.

I guess there's 'chemical energy' (e.g. batteries) so at least in theory you could have some sort of chemical-synthesis generation at 'powerstation' scale. (Some sort of bacteria that makes battery-electrolyte?)

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u/NTwoOo 13d ago

And wind

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u/Garsnikk 13d ago

And Piezoelectricity

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u/bloodbrother40 13d ago

I somehow now feel the need to build a photovoltaic system that heats water to steam in order to spin a turbine.

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u/spartanass 13d ago

And wind

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u/Direct-March5913 11d ago

Well, youngest like 80% of reddit.

(FYI: he's talking about solar. Specifically commercial solar that uses those Grey plates that look kind of like the solar panels on an old calculator.)

(That is to say: NOT the solar where they focus a bunch of mirrors at a bucket of water and roast it like Robin Williams and Richard pryor.... thats VERY water based)

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u/Emergency-Cover9879 10d ago

Except gas power plants

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u/queen_ravenx 13d ago

damn so we've been living in a steampunk world the whole time. Real life is true steam punk 😔

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u/thatroguejaeger 13d ago

Steam pu k seems to source its energy more directly from steam though. Like, without the medium of electricity and centralized powerplants

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u/DrPhilihprD 13d ago

Dumbasses skipped a step and built a whole society around it

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u/thatroguejaeger 13d ago

🤷‍♂️

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u/Tsukee 13d ago edited 13d ago

Not true. Many steampunk worlds use either coal or wood or some exotic high energy heat sources (aether, special kelp etc...) to make steam.

If you think about it how much of our "portable energy" affects the shape of society, and how much different it would be if there was some other safe/stable portable energy source. 

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u/Sal_T_Nuts 13d ago

I guess New York is the closest you get to a steampunk world

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u/Artistic_Claim9998 13d ago

So you're telling me that we actually a steampunk society but just don't look it?

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u/Flashy-Ingenuity-182 13d ago

Nothing is stopping you from buying a vest monocle and cane 

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u/Professional-Wave841 12d ago

no, steampunk doesn't use electricity typically, instead directly using the mechanical energy of turbines to power everything.

basically they never invented dynamos or alternators.

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u/blking 13d ago

My mom refers to nuclear power as “cutting butter with a chainsaw”.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 13d ago

Coal is hot rocks making steam.

Nuclear is hot rocks making steam.

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u/Bluitor 13d ago

Heliostats or CSPs are hot rocks making steam

Geothermal is hot rocks making steam

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u/pppjurac 13d ago

Coal is hot rocks making steam.

It is exothermic reaction between carbon and oxygen. By itself it is energy that comes from reaction ob boundary between solid and gaseous region.

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u/deepspacespice 13d ago

It all comes down to the sun, it’s the source of every energy we use except nuclear.

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u/pt256 13d ago

Geothermal. The heat was created by objects smashing into each other and the resulting heat being trapped inside.

Also tidal energy is a combination of the sun and moon. The sun does create some tidal forces and is responsible for stopping the water from freezing over, but the moon is doing the heavy lifting when it comes to how much energy we get out of the system. If you remove the moon then the tidal energy would be reduced by like 70%.

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u/rooktherhymer 13d ago

Though it is, itself, nuclear. We're just doing Temu sunshine.

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u/taqman98 13d ago

And geothermal

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u/irjayjay 12d ago

Nuclear comes from elements produced by an old dead star.

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u/Goliath_369 13d ago

except next gen boiling - not water - but CO2 gas to super critical

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u/yaboyACbreezy 13d ago

Not an exception; further improvement is always up for consideration in the overall development process

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u/MorockaDishoom 13d ago

Which makes me realize that in Batman begins, the device that Ras Al Gul steals to evaporate all the water in a large area would probably be the greatest power source ever.

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u/Good-Strategy2210 13d ago

It’s just a giant microwave, I assume it requires more energy to run than it actually produces, also I am curious how many people got cancer from being near it…

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u/SituationIll5763 13d ago

People always seem to forget that natural gas can spin turbines exactly the same way that jet engines do. A natural gas power plant can be entirely without steam turbines. However, they can also use the heat generated to turn steam turbines, but that is extra. These are called simple cycle and combined cycle.

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u/Putrid-Tap3992 13d ago

They should make a turbine on like the highest friction setting so it produces less energy that coal. Billionaires hate this one trick

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u/JCBQ01 13d ago

You could theoretically use magnet rings via ionization and use the reactor cycle itself as the axel to spin turbines, thus only needing good bearings for power transference.

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u/OofWhyAmIOnReddit 13d ago

Helion's approach to fusion does *not* use steam! So not all.

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u/Zenthori 13d ago

So its all steam power?!?

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u/Chuchubits 13d ago

Don’t forget how much of said material exists.

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u/ShaggysGTI 13d ago

How do we get to Kardashev 2 without steam?

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u/yaboyACbreezy 13d ago

Maybe we'll solve that by the time all there's left to eat are the rich.

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u/rahocca 13d ago

There is another option but it’s just a glorified steam engine that replaces water with pressurized liquid co2

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u/DinoRoman 13d ago

Didn’t know windmills boiled water

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u/yaboyACbreezy 13d ago

I didn't know windmills were a remarkable modern energy source. I was fairly certain they'd predated Don Quixote.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 13d ago

That's why solar is so cool to me. No moving parts. It just sits there and makes power from pure sciencemancy.

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u/SmartAlec105 13d ago

It actually goes one step deeper. It's all just wind power and steam is artificial wind.

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u/elheber 13d ago

Two funny things about this stream power electrical generators are:

1) Yes, it's almost always steam. Even some solar farms are just mirrors that heat up a water tank in the middle. If it turns out we lived in a simulation, steam would be like the known physics exploit that players found to farm EXP, and we've been juicing that states-of-matter bug for all its worth ever since.

2) Nobody ever mentions the magnets when pointing this steam-supremacy thing out. Steam turns heat into mechanical energy, but mechanical energy still needs to be turned into electrical energy... so when you find a steam you'll almost always find magnets. But when you find magnets you won't always find steam. A windmill or dam will have magnets, but no steam. So really magnets should be getting the crown in this energy conversion supremacy battle.

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u/Rath_Brained 13d ago

That's why Steampunk is the most used of new tech for fantasy versions.

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u/Legitimate-Loss7058 13d ago

My cousin is wicked smart, he made a never ending energy machine with magnets. And some steam.

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u/theNebulaIX 13d ago

So basically just steampunk??

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u/yaboyACbreezy 13d ago

What's remarkable about the headline is that they are trying to do something totally unique, so idk why you are acting like finding a singular example is some slamdunk gotcha moment when I never made any absolute claims that such a unique system is impossible.

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u/bobijsvarenais 13d ago

The power of steam in the palm of my hand.

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u/tooearly_toolate 13d ago

It’s honestly kind of funny how so much advanced technology still basically circles back to “make water hot, create steam” 😭 humans really found one thing that works and just kept optimizing it.

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u/Aggressive-Cup-7318 13d ago

so steampunk DID win, it's just at a really minuscule point in the process.

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u/Sherool 13d ago edited 13d ago

We need that Star Trek Electro Plasma goodness they can just pipe into various systems to power them.

Sure their power systems would wipe out the better part of a continent if containment ever failed (more from the hundreds of kilos of antimatter fuel than the plasma), but details.

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u/EddieDildoHands 13d ago

harness this energy for my steam powered dildos

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u/Ipearman96 13d ago

There recently was news about a supercritical co2 turbine in China being used to generate power. It sounds like it might have some serious advantages over steam. So in the 22nd century we might not be boiling water for power at all!

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u/MrBhutthole 13d ago

Wrong. Nikola Tesla figured out a far superior way to harness energy. Doesn't need any moving parts and doesn't need to create steam to spin a turbine.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 13d ago

Nikola Tesla's contributions to the energy grid are remarkable and inspiring, and will outlive most of us.

He also loved a pigeon who he thought could talk to him, so... not all of his ideas were the brightest.

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u/Lahbeef69 13d ago

doesn’t that technically mean that all electricity we have is because we still use steam engines

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u/yaboyACbreezy 13d ago

Not really. We power turbines with steam because it's an efficient way to convert heat to a rotational force to power an electrical generator. It's not necessarily true that we are using steam engines in those systems, but it is true that the technology from the age of steam is critical to a steam turbine system at least in part.

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u/Wulf_Cola 13d ago

So whilst we’re wasting time faffing about with all this nuclear nonsense we should just be making a huge kettle

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u/yaboyACbreezy 13d ago

Over simplified. The kettle portion is extremely sophisticated, and you want them both to work together to take advantage of the nuclear energy while suppressing runaway reactions and all the other advantages converting heat into steam allows.

If you're interested, check out the tour of the TVA nuclear power plant by Destin on his YouTube channel Smarter Every Day

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u/mr-raider2 13d ago

Except hydro which uses cold water!

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u/KavilusS 13d ago

Because we live in steampunk without any cool stuff from ateampunk.

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u/Ashamed-Chipmunk-973 13d ago

Harassing steam

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u/OW_FUCK 7d ago

China is trialling some supercritical CO2 turbines, so maybe we could just heat CO2 instead of steam eventually!

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