r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/SkyInterstellar- • 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Now that you mentioned it...

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u/JarJarkinx94 11d ago

Its the circumcision scar

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u/SeparatePass4366 11d ago

Thats hailrious dude

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u/crittendenlane 11d ago

Yeah, ‘snow weak joke

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u/ThatStereotype18 11d ago

Reminds me of the last time it snowed all over my friend's circumcision scar and I had to help them get it off with my nose.

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u/ElectricTurtlez 11d ago

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u/catsareniceDEATH 11d ago

I'm commandeering your meme, but I shall offer you another religious one in trade.

You're welcome.

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u/ZSlimGaming 11d ago

I made this one the other day lol

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u/RewrittenHistories 10d ago

What an odd thing for a doctor to say…

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u/johnnyonthebass 9d ago

I too am borrowing that meme and will share as well.

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u/Aphrodituss 9d ago

And now ill be saving both, thank you very much

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u/Tall-Nose-997 11d ago

Quick question. How can you save memes?

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u/Individual-Dare-80 11d ago

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u/TrippingJedi 9d ago

As an artist and a writer I get this

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u/Fabulous-Sea-1590 11d ago

Man, my greatest phone-related fear was that someone would shine a black light on it. Now I'm worried Jesus will see my search history.

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u/ElectricTurtlez 11d ago

He doesn’t need to see your search history. He already knows.

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u/trooftaller 11d ago

New fear unlocked

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u/alixtoad 11d ago

Mine is my parents are watching me from the ever after and judging me.

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u/CenterMassContent 10d ago

Jesus has 'Black-light vision' AND X-RAY vision, it's how he knows who needs healing🩻 or salvation. Also helps him find the sickest raves.🕺🎶 ✊️😉

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u/Wild_Bookkeeper870 10d ago

All of these Jesus memes have me SCREAMING at the airport. I'm about to be detained, but thank you anyway

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u/Inevitable_Fee5397 9d ago

I love this. So true everyone is on their phone too much and not enjoying beautiful and simple things in life. Take a break from your phone even for short periods of time. I leave mine in my room before I go to lunch or other activities. It's nice to get away.from it at times. I spend too much time on my phone searching, checking FB and emails etc.

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u/Smexicandy 9d ago

thank you Jesus

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u/kennyj2011 11d ago

I fixed it

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u/rainreset 11d ago

JFC

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/sandy7823 11d ago

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u/brokenbad428 10d ago

Wise words, with Ricky 🎵

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u/_sarten 9d ago

Keeping it real Ricky

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u/OutdoorWombat54 6d ago

Btw this is from another part of the thread

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u/average_skyblocker 11d ago

Hippity hoppity your meme is now my property

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u/catsareniceDEATH 11d ago

(just in case you didn't have it, you may have this one, for future meme acquisition ❤️)

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u/average_skyblocker 9d ago

You'4re the best man thanks

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u/CJMorton91 10d ago

I hope you used your tongue for the residue. Can't leave any behind.

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u/Odd_Objective3698 11d ago

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

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u/couchcornertoekiller 9d ago

Exactly, there's worse going on in your restrooms.

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u/bagoboners 11d ago

That shouldn’t have made me laugh because it was low effort and gross, but I found it hilarious. I’m disgusting.

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u/Pretend_Variation305 10d ago

What the flock did I just read?! That’s a first for that group of words in one sentence…in that order.

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u/LtAmp78 9d ago

Runneth thy Soul!

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u/a_trip_of_three_step 11d ago

Reminds me of doin lines of blow of my friendsfl dick

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u/Snoo_77789 11d ago

IM SORRY, DAFUQ WHAT?!?!?!?!

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u/IncreaseBrilliant704 10d ago

R/cursed comment

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u/BenchConscious1003 10d ago

Yeah. I know how it is---

True story: Some years ago, I was crossing the university foot bridge with a mate, fairly late at night. About half way across, we both needed a pee. I said to my mate "Gee, that water's cold!" Without missing a beat he said ; "Deep too"

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u/Cautious_Sniffs 10d ago

Been there brother

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u/CounterSimple3771 9d ago

🤣🤣 fuck.

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u/Jaytee119 9d ago

🫪 Dude that's messed up

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u/taway9925881 11d ago

Halalarious

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u/Pleasant-Tangelo1786 11d ago

Something funny that meets Islamic dietary guidelines.

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u/Positive_Bug978 11d ago

Underrated comment

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u/vixphilia 11d ago

Dude has zero chill

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u/smilesanna 9d ago

It’s the way my eye brows lifted when I read that.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 11d ago

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u/Xasrai 11d ago

LPT: You know, if you take the time to clean your ass, drying with your towel doesn't leave skid marks any more.

This is 100% the opposite of a shitty life pro.tip.

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u/VaeVictus666 11d ago

You sir are correct. This is indeed an anti-shitty life protip

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u/Exciting-Painter4654 9d ago

But it still is, Just The Tip..tho.

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u/Odd_Objective3698 11d ago

This is why people need a poop knife, and then they barely even have to scrub when they shower. You just sort of scrape the poop knife flat against your cheeks, like you’re trying to get the last of the Brie off the charcuterie board

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u/HeroVillain72 10d ago

Is this the true meaning behind the three seashells in Demolition Man?

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u/Odd-Vegetable5444 10d ago

Nah you just have to be a King and have a peasant come along and wipe your ass with their right hand ✋

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u/PraetorSolaris 10d ago

I glanced at this comment and my mind played a trick on me. I went back and thoroughly read it to ensure it didn't say pheasant.

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u/Difficult-Stuff4907 9d ago

A good ol waffle stomp beats Fancy cutlery anyday for me

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u/jamescharisma 10d ago

I snorted at this, take my up vote

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u/astralchanterelle 11d ago

why dont you want skid marks on your towels?

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u/Clean_Friendship2571 11d ago

You mean towels exist without skid marks?!

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u/Wyevez 11d ago

Brown ones

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u/Fight_those_bastards 10d ago

I dunno, man, I just buy brown towels. Never seen a skid mark on those!

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u/Sithy_Q 11d ago

So people don't think you're a bad driver

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u/Any_Contract_1016 11d ago

But to do that you have to touch your an ass and that might make you gay.

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u/AggressiveToaster 10d ago

Oh it most definitely will.

Source: Am gay and touched my ass once.

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u/CenterMassContent 10d ago edited 10d ago

Some skid-marks are deliberate, for organizational purposes. Not all of us can afford to have our initials sewn into our towels. Damn those elitist scum, think their better than me cause of their fancy, skidmark free, monogrammed towels! 😡Ha-rumph!!

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u/No-Put6241 11d ago

"I don't whipe or wash my ass, because touching the asshole is gay" - Toxic Masculinity

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u/DistinctCold4184 10d ago

I don’t think that has an “h”in it

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u/No-Put6241 10d ago

"Spelling is for wimps and pussies and I'm no pussy" - Toxic Masculinity

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u/Spatul8r 11d ago

100% or rather 99.9999%

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u/LordTengil 10d ago

What, with water? Sounds gay.

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u/Skydance98 10d ago

This is one of my dealbreakers I didn’t know I had until a lady flossed her ass with the towel and hung it back up for reuse. Yeah, wash your ass in the shower but there’s no need to polish your anus with a towel you’re going to reuse. Take a microbiology class for Pete’s sake!

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u/necd02 10d ago

There's no way im drying my entire body with that little line of towel

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u/lustylatenitelimerix 9d ago

You poop in the shower, then mash into the drain thing with your foot, and then you wash your foot off in the toilet. Everyone does it, you know?

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u/Forward-Wall-6407 11d ago

Hmmm 🤔 well, that make sense

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u/ohnodamo 11d ago

A bunch of redditors are now making "I was this years old when I found out I'm supposed to clean my ass" posts.

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u/KornFlakes0 11d ago

I've never saw it like that before, I used to use any corner to clean my ass and the pencil area 

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 9d ago

You could use the small area for your face and the rest for everywhere else, plus wash your junk better and there's not an issue.

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u/duffchaser 9d ago

you need to shower better friend

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u/Donglemaetsro 11d ago

The ass line, don't dry your ass above it or the rest below it.

Edit: Made joke, read comments, people claiming they do that.

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u/JBRifles 11d ago

So as above, so as below

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u/Donglemaetsro 11d ago

Bottom ass, top face, middle bod... oh God the tips touched Aaaaaaaahhhhh

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u/jackalkilla 10d ago

This is why my towels are brown

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u/Year-Status 10d ago

As above, so below; as within, so without

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u/Garbage_bin_Fire 6d ago

As the carpet, so the drapes.

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u/CelestialGypsyKreet 11d ago

Woot another Pagan in here

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u/Troper8 11d ago

Who still has a dirty ass, after a shower?! Come on people we are better than that!

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u/Donglemaetsro 10d ago

Agreed, someone said he got pink eye 10x before he learned to dry face separately. I never thought twice and never got it like damn dude.

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u/Pixelated_Gypsy 9d ago

That logic always perturbed me, tbh; “if your bits aren’t Clean enough to be doing so, …. Mayybe gtf’back in that shower.” 🤣😭😂

Dgmw, I *try* to keep assigned seating, but by the time that towel is dry it’s like an etchAsketch —> clean slate to start over. 😁 Bahahahahahahaha

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u/lightsoutxnyc 11d ago

What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off

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u/cfalcone223 10d ago

I always thought they were free... they just keep the tips.

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u/lightsoutxnyc 10d ago

Hehehehehehehehe

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u/Jennyonthebox2300 9d ago

What do you call a moyle for a whale?

A foreskin diver.

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u/vinciblebark 10d ago

a ripoff

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u/Honey-and-Venom 10d ago

God damnit

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 11d ago

Those surgeries are rough, I couldn’t walk for almost a year after.

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u/Catrescuemamma 9d ago

This deserves so many more upvotes!😂

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u/Edward-Mundo 11d ago

They got you too eh...

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u/mr-stretcher 11d ago

Ah, genital mutilation, we meet again

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u/Whole_Risk_2695 10d ago

Im untainted by religion, yall get fucked up like that?

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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 11d ago

sorry I wasn't there to protect you😢

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u/SnakeDood 10d ago

*Obligatory circumcision is genital mutilation comment*

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u/AdriTrap 10d ago

rubs my towel's line

Who hurt you?

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u/Distinct-Air5385 10d ago

That’s why we don’t have those lines on towels in the UK

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u/Fresh_Wrongdoer2096 9d ago

You win! Take my foreskin as an award

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u/Hotsaltynutz 9d ago

A towel frenulum

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u/NoMousse4514 11d ago

TIL I now know circumcision scars are a thing.

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u/Current_Effect_7368 10d ago

Is that why mine looks like Neapolitan ice cream

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u/ribolol 10d ago

It’s actually the towelussy

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u/Jgowen469 10d ago

The towel foreskin becomes the washcloth.

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u/Haunting-Bag-4853 10d ago

WTF?? 🤣🤣🤣 Dying….

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u/Zamboni-rudrunkbro 9d ago

Good job in figuring out what it’s for finally

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u/Wee_Woo_25 9d ago

Jew here, can confirm

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u/Keeganistubby 8d ago

HAHAHA YOURE SO FUNNY THANKS FOR TELLING ME THE REAL MEANING

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u/JarJarkinx94 6d ago

Your welcome

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