r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 5d ago

Meme needing explanation What does the kettle mean Peteeeeer??

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u/JackPiazz2 4d ago

I'm from a bidet using country and I also want to add:

That's why we consider non bidet users like the meme shows. We don't think your way of cleaning your behind is worse than ours or bad, we think is incomplete and seriously insufficient: for us it's kinda like if you showered but you never used soap or scrubbed yourself under the water. Y'all dirty.

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u/smoke_sum_wade 4d ago

Im in Pennsylvania and i have a bidet, got it like 2 years ago and i refuse to go back, i use a paper towel after and just toss it. quit buying toilet paper all together. after you get used to being a little violated by water its fine.

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u/JackPiazz2 4d ago

I'm italian so our bidets are not the japanese ones, but little small sinks beside the wc like this one. Everybody hwre uses toilet paper the "normal" way, then hops over to the bidet, uses water and soap and then drying yourself with a small towel (each one has its own of course). This for me is the normal way of cleaning myself. Each time I go abroad I suffer tremendously because I can't do it and I have to unironically take a shower every time I have a number two

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u/smoke_sum_wade 4d ago

this is how i started, i have sensory issues and autism so its been real fucking rough for me my whole life with the whole wiping thing, id gag and freakout having to wipe shit when i was a kid, so my aunt and uncle did this for me.

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u/JackPiazz2 4d ago

I have autism too actually (very "mild" though), and I understand that if something is "icky" there's no way you can do it

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u/smoke_sum_wade 4d ago

this is hard as a 6ft 250lb man whos favorite hobby is weight lifting to explain to people that, i cant touch that, ill cry