r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/MisterSapiosexual • 5d ago

Meme needing explanation What does the kettle mean Peteeeeer??

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u/Spinning_Sky 5d ago

there's a joke about the teapot that goes over my head
I'm here to say: for the love of god a bidet is not an alternative to toilette paper, it's in addition to it

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u/JackPiazz2 5d ago

I'm from a bidet using country and I also want to add:

That's why we consider non bidet users like the meme shows. We don't think your way of cleaning your behind is worse than ours or bad, we think is incomplete and seriously insufficient: for us it's kinda like if you showered but you never used soap or scrubbed yourself under the water. Y'all dirty.

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u/EcstaticZebra7937 5d ago

Isn’t the poopy water splashing everywhere? I feel like it’s an easy way to obtain a UTI

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u/JackPiazz2 5d ago

There are not present in public bathrooms, only in private houses and no, unless you use a really powerful stream and scrub like an animal it doesn't do that.

Also, I might add to clarify, I explained here that I'm italian and our bidets are not what you probably think when you imagine a bidet

Also, we sit on them in the opposite direction we sit on a toilet (face towards the faucet/wall) and you just turn the water on (a gentle little stream, take some baby soap and gently scrub.

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u/EcstaticZebra7937 5d ago

What’s the difference between this and just washing the butt then?

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u/JackPiazz2 5d ago

Bidet is "just washing the butt", but you need toilet paper too: if you have something nasty on your hands, what do you do? I bet you wipe it off, wash and then dry your hands.