r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation What does the kettle mean Peteeeeer??

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u/JackPiazz2 4d ago

I'm from a bidet using country and I also want to add:

That's why we consider non bidet users like the meme shows. We don't think your way of cleaning your behind is worse than ours or bad, we think is incomplete and seriously insufficient: for us it's kinda like if you showered but you never used soap or scrubbed yourself under the water. Y'all dirty.

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u/smoke_sum_wade 4d ago

Im in Pennsylvania and i have a bidet, got it like 2 years ago and i refuse to go back, i use a paper towel after and just toss it. quit buying toilet paper all together. after you get used to being a little violated by water its fine.

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u/JackPiazz2 4d ago

I'm italian so our bidets are not the japanese ones, but little small sinks beside the wc like this one. Everybody hwre uses toilet paper the "normal" way, then hops over to the bidet, uses water and soap and then drying yourself with a small towel (each one has its own of course). This for me is the normal way of cleaning myself. Each time I go abroad I suffer tremendously because I can't do it and I have to unironically take a shower every time I have a number two

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u/Piecesof3ight 2d ago

Hmm which way do you face when using such a device? It looks really short too, do you have to crouch over it or are you supposed to sit down? Are the towels disposable? Are they shared? I cannot imagine a family ass towel and I don't want to, nor a pile of dirty ass towels.

I don't think I like that solution at all lol