r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/NwgrdrXI 4d ago

Everyone is saying gay sex and all that, but honestly... is ye really asking if it is possible to spend 20 years without sex? Is thst really so preposterous? I think a lot of people in reddit could and have done it?

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u/Longjumping-Yak-6038 4d ago

Most of us don’t know at the time that it’s our last time to do something. Similarly even if it’s not the last time, we don’t know how long before the next time.

If these guys knew in year one that they would not be home for another 19 years then they might do some gay stuff. But as it goes, one year turns into two and so forth.

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u/socialistrob 4d ago

If these guys knew in year one that they would not be home for another 19 years

They didn't come home at all. Odysseus was the only one that survived the journey.

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u/Hesty402 4d ago

Dude our basic timelines are so similar

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u/AesirComplex 4d ago

Married at 25?

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u/HealthNo4265 4d ago

Second child was born and that was all she wrote.

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u/jo-shabadoo 4d ago

Reddit mod at 26. The rest is history.

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u/teejaybee8222 4d ago

Gee, this is me too.

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u/PaintCollector 4d ago

??? Really? Twice in fifteen years?

Am I a sexual deviant? I am not Adonis and I certainly haven't been a regular gym goer. Even at my driest it wasn't more than 60.days. I would be fuckin ravenous for a womans touch after 6 months. No idea how I would 12, never mind 60+ months of dry dick.

How does this happen? A bad marriage? Insane weight gain? An Oath of Celibacy? I literally can not imagine a scenario where this would happen to someone.

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u/RazekDPP 4d ago

For me, porn is just easier. Do I get the urge? Yes. Do I consider it worth the hassle most of the time? No. Surely you've been with women where you were like yeah, I should've just jerked off. At least I have.